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Felixir · 05-16-2015, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz

Zahra gave Toby a playful punch to his arm. "Are you just trying to FLATTER me, Tobes? Cause it's WORKING!" OF COURSE SHE HAD A BELLY FULL OF LION. RAWR! Gryffindor! "Stop flirting, you nut. Let me listen to your gut again. See if you can push out a fart."

Now excuse her while Zahra leaned down and put her stethoscope AND ear directly to Toby's belly. She waited for the gas pressure to raise.

Toby had the grace to look offended (dramatically so). "You question my integrity? I am a Hufflepuff, Kettleburn. We're honest. And honestly, I think you ate a lion."

He straightened up again, ready for Zahra to hear what his belly had to say, though he had to laugh. "You're crazy. Didn't you know Tobys don't toot? Not in PUBLIC." Not when people could HEAR him, gOSH.

Though maybe there was something for her. A burp. He could DO THAT. One had been building for a WHILE, but Toby was far too mild-mannered to DO anything about it. Except Zahra was here now, and she brought out his wild side. She turned him into a Gryffindor. A Gryffindor that emitted gas. From the MOUTH. READY. HERE IT COMES.

*burp*

Possibly, the most pathetic excuse for a belch escaped Toby's lips, and he stood there, deadpan expression. DISAPPOINTING.

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Felixir Book Club Mod Alley Proprietor Banshee Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posts: 50,138 Hogwarts RPG Name: Charlie Upstead Gryffindor Fifth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Aurelio Kaiser Slytherin Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexei Petrov Slytherin First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Yves Flamel Slytherin Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Achilles Zacharias Ravenclaw Third Year Diagon Alley Proprietor: Ezekiel Ransom-Kruus Ollivanders x12 x12	Lovely™ \| Captain Hurted \| Ariana's Bane \| Resident Antagonist \| Unparalleled Delight Quote: Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz Zahra gave Toby a playful punch to his arm. "Are you just trying to FLATTER me, Tobes? Cause it's WORKING!" OF COURSE SHE HAD A BELLY FULL OF LION. RAWR! Gryffindor! "Stop flirting, you nut. Let me listen to your gut again. See if you can push out a fart." Now excuse her while Zahra leaned down and put her stethoscope AND ear directly to Toby's belly. She waited for the gas pressure to raise. Toby had the grace to look offended (dramatically so). *"You question my integrity? I am a Hufflepuff,* Kettleburn. We're honest. And honestly, I think you ate a lion." He straightened up again, ready for Zahra to hear what his belly had to say, though he had to laugh. "You're crazy. Didn't you know Tobys don't toot? Not in PUBLIC."** Not when people could HEAR him, gOSH. Though maybe there was something for her. A burp. He could DO THAT. One had been building for a WHILE, but Toby was far too mild-mannered to DO anything about it. Except Zahra was here now, and she brought out his wild side. She turned him into a Gryffindor. A Gryffindor that emitted gas. From the MOUTH. READY. HERE IT COMES. burp Possibly, the most pathetic excuse for a belch escaped Toby's lips, and he stood there, deadpan expression. DISAPPOINTING. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Chocolate!