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Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz
Anywho..... now they were supposed to listen to ancient farts. So basically that meant, since Zahra just wasn't all that great with her wand, she was going to wander around and speculate for a while. "I bet ancient dead people farts could kill you. Like, legit, you just die at the smell on the spot. Then it starts this cycle. Though, I gotta be real, sometimes Mikey Toussaint can fart like an ancient zombie. Like burns your nose hairs." She meandered through the nearby graves, patted the stones, and otherwise tried to look busy. Zander was about to step up and actually contribute to conversation, until AJ happened. To which he just... Whut. Relax your butts? Uh. Again, whut? Zander just sort of stared. Not at AJ, but at Zahra who of course heard the word "fart" and instantly felt at home with the conversation. Super typical. You'd think seventh year would make a person more mature, right? Being of age or being about of age. Going off into the real world in less than a year. Six whole years of hogwarts education under your belt with only one more to go. You'd THINK that farts would be less of an intriguing subject.
But of course, not for Zahra Kettleburn. Was Zander surprised? Merlin, no. This was Zahra Kettleburn they were talking about here. She brought an actual trumpet to the welcome feast. Practically went on an entire 'toots' rant to Professor Domingo back in third year. Never surprised. Only disgusted.
After giving her a ???? kind of stare for a few good seconds, he took it as time to go find a proper grave to stand on. Yup. This was a weird lesson.
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