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Hogwarts RPG Name: Zahra Kettleburn Seventh Year | Whoever! Inside Kitty | HIT ENTER | UNO Queen Quote:
Originally Posted by Felixir Ahhhh, well. WELL. That was close enough, see? And Toby still got snaps, even though the first part of his answer was wrong. He grinned at Professor Cassie, quite satisfied with the praise he had earned.
Oh, okay. Now they really WERE going to find out what was meant by the 'darker' side, and Toby really did pay extra super attention now. Oh... 'cause... it had to do with dead people. That kind of made sense, yeah.
At the prompting, Toby got up from his seat and moved back with everyone else, in time to see the classroom change more or less into a... a... graveyard.  No no. No thank you. Toby wasn't too sure about this. Buuuut... he wouldn't make any judgements. He'd stick with it, yes okay.
Oh, oh, oH. This was like a MYSTERY. Toby had some suggestions. "How about a STETHOSCOPE?" he piped up. Boy, that was almost as hard to say as it was to spell. "That's used on bodies. Usually alive ones, though. And without six feet of earth in the way." Um. Hm. "Maybe we should go graverobbing." Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!
Did Zahra's Gryffindor ears just hear TOBY PUFF suggest they ROB GRAVES? Bahahaha! Brilliant. She pointed to her head so Tobes could see, the message being : WE WILL NEED OUR HELMETS FOR THAT. Quote:
Originally Posted by PhoenixStar Maybe it was all the food or maybe it was the fart discussion, but AJ wasn't quite following. Right before her very eyes a cemetery appeared and the professor was crying. Man, that was some excellent acting right there. The year they were supposed to be imagining was so long ago. Trying to get into character AJ pretty much just viewed that year as people wearing funny clothes and playing in dirt for fun. Granted, AJ thought playing in the dirt was pretty fun to this day. "First, I think you would need to clear your mind and bowels." They were just discussing farts so it made perfect sense to her. "I'd give you a taco with extra hot sauce and have you relax. Whatever happens, happens." You needed to know that you were in a safe place... unless of course the spouse died of taco poisoning then whoops. "Relax your butt and let your farts free." But wait, there was more. "If your fart pattern matches your hubby's fart pattern then it was nice knowing ya." Yeah, she needed to work on her bedside manner.
....hahahahaha THIS KID THOUGH. Zahra laughed and laughed again. She REALLY lost it as the step by step instructions, including to "RELAX YOUR BUTT."
Hilarious. Gryffindors win.
Anywho..... now they were supposed to listen to ancient farts. So basically that meant, since Zahra just wasn't all that great with her wand, she was going to wander around and speculate for a while. "I bet ancient dead people farts could kill you. Like, legit, you just die at the smell on the spot. Then it starts this cycle. Though, I gotta be real, sometimes Mikey Toussaint can fart like an ancient zombie. Like burns your nose hairs." She meandered through the nearby graves, patted the stones, and otherwise tried to look busy. |