<--- Random | Funfetti | Lima Bean | Slytherpuff | PURPLE | Hoarder of pens | ALWAYS Severus
Maybe it was all the food or maybe it was the fart discussion, but AJ wasn't quite following. Right before her very eyes a cemetery appeared and the professor was crying. Man, that was some excellent acting right there. The year they were supposed to be imagining was so long ago. Trying to get into character AJ pretty much just viewed that year as people wearing funny clothes and playing in dirt for fun. Granted, AJ thought playing in the dirt was pretty fun to this day. "First, I think you would need to clear your mind and bowels." They were just discussing farts so it made perfect sense to her. "I'd give you a taco with extra hot sauce and have you relax. Whatever happens, happens." You needed to know that you were in a safe place... unless of course the spouse died of taco poisoning then whoops. "Relax your butt and let your farts free." But wait, there was more. "If your fart pattern matches your hubby's fart pattern then it was nice knowing ya." Yeah, she needed to work on her bedside manner.
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