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Old 05-10-2015, 02:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
HOWLER!
LOUD NOISES!
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Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie View Post

Oh sweet solstice...OOOOOOOOOOOH SWEET SOLSTICE.

Maybe he should go inside his office for this? Hand on the handle ready to turn it, the heat of the letter became so much that his fingers instinctively tore it open before he had the change to retreat into the safety of his office.
The envelope was already smoking just a tad at the edges, ready to unleash it's full wrath if the man didn't HURRY UP.

Lucky for him he finally gave in and the moment he did the howler erupted with the voice of one of his students:

PROFESSOR AIREY FLAMSTEED,

HOW DARE YOU TEACH ASTRONOMY SO WELL THAT EVERYONE ACTUALLY LIKES ATTENDING YOUR LESSONS HOW DARE YOU TEACH US ABOUT THE MOON AND THE STARS AND JUNIPER AND MARS. YOUR VAST AWESOMENESS SPANS MILLIONS OF GALAXIES. YOU ARE THE BEST PAPA A ROCK COULD ASK FOR. YOUR STELLARNESS WILL REMAIN LIGHTYEARS FROM NOW!
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It'll be worse if you don't. .....
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