........ Wow. Words galore. SORRY. ∞ 17 | RP entrepreneur | defies gravity | Miss George is flawless | blanket burrito lyfe "As the tallest, prettiest and most favourite... I think you should change YOUR last name. There's a reason you only got ONE middle name." And that was because Corbin was the woooooorst ever. It wasn't that Saffron thought she was better than Corb, but that she knew she was. Mum always said that Corbin was too much like his father, and Saffron was smart enough to know of all the stupid things her Daddy had done. Like that one time he let Uncle Donnie dye the dog's fur green. Oh yes, she knew ALL about that. Therefore, she was all mighty and superior and Saffronical. Eeeeeeee.
After her announcement that Corbin was a stinker and had things in his underwear that should not have been there, Saffy looked around for APPROVAL and who was going to need to be taken OUT on this camp. Did they know they she had the swinging arm of Lorelai Bristol in her blood? Probably not. First off she SMILED at a girl giggling (Genny) and took a few steps her way, purposely linking her arm with hers. "I bet his parents make him sleep in a nappy." HEHEHHEHE. Saffy BET she wouldn't guess that they were twins. But if this girl found her funny then Saffsy was ALL FOR being friends.
Keep your friends close... And something else, but Saffron didn't pay TOO much attention to Ringo when he talked and talked and talked about nothing in particular.
oH. HELLO. More laughing - and from a boy this time!! (Phillip) Saffy clapped her hands and beAMED with glee. "Phillip sounds like something you would call a poisonous toadstall. If you did THAT kind of stuff." Which she didn't. And it was SO very unfortunate for him to be called such a heinous name. What a DOLL. She'd find a way to put glitter in his hair later. Ta ta for now, toadie.
................ Wow.
Corbin had his first little fan. Saffsy folded her arms after freeing them from her new BFF's, and rolled her eyes equally as much as Corbin was right now. Two could play that game, twinnie. "The smell TOTALLY got stronger when HE got here." She announced to as many people as she could right then. "Maybe HE had the accident!" (Vincent xoxoxo you little cutie omg let me squish him omg) Of course he could be friends with Corbin, or he could come over here and stand with the better Stemp. The one with pink glitter laces. Which was her, if anyone needed confirmation. Corbin didn't have the complexion for pink glitter. That...and he wasn't pretty enough.
And then Corbin got PERSONAL. UGH. Saffron rolled her eyes as best as she could, scowled and stared at her brother. Her death stare. The one that he knew would mean she was plotting his death. Death by squirrel? Death by juice? Death by Saffron? "If I was an accident, then you were an accident, stupid." She wouldn't give him the satisfaction to know that it may have hurt her feelings for him to say that though. Saffron was a WOMAN OF STEEL and she had an ice heart. No feelings. Goodbye, Corbin. Silly twin. She wasn't impressed with the group of people (Ruby, Tabitha, Rula, Cornelius, and anyone else that I forgot!!!!) that weren't standing with HER or Corbin though. Were they not choosing? Did she need to go and take them by the hair and PHYSICALLY put them on HER side? Did they know that the rest of their lives were going to ride on this very choice?
MORE professionals!!
Saffron smiled her bestest best Stemp smile, mainly because she knew who all of them were. Was she not supposed to? Was it obvious that she KNEW who they were?! Were the stars in her eyes able to be seen?! Had anyone noticed how she kept getting a little lost staring at THE SELINA SKYLAR OH GLITTERY GUMDROPS SHE WAS ALL SHINY AND HUMANY IN REAL LIFE. This Stemp was done. This Stemp was completely done. Of course, Selina was her secret favourite player in the world, because...Auntie Kaia and Uncle Oliver both played and they got her birthday presents. So she had to like them a bit more. Mr-Not-Selina-Skylar (Cam) was talking and Saffsy was trying her hardest to pay attention to him, and only gave him her FULL defiant STARE when he mentioned people not bringing brooms. "Who comes to QUIDDITCH camp WITHOUT a broom, MR?!" Yeah. Yah. WHO?!
But she COULD do laps. Laps were easy. Wasn't this supposed to be helping them? What was she going to learn by doing la-- LITTLE KIDS?! Saff dropped her broom at that very moment and gave THIS guy the STARE. (Enzo) "I know who you are, Abernathy. Your swing is the weakest in the league. Mummy says that a blind bat could beat better than you." Teehee. It WAS only the truth. "Maybe you need to attend camp with us 'little kids'." He'd probably learn a thing or two. She HATED Corbin, but she couldn't deny that he was gifted on a broom. She wouldn't tell him to his face. But Enzo Abernathy was going to get STEMPED.
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