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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Amelia Yarborough
Hufflepuff
Seventh Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Emerald Peridot "Dot" Ainsley
Gryffindor
Seventh Year

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Default Divinations 3
HOLISTIC ACTRESS {X O} EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED

What was with all of the cats? Seriously the school had gone to the cats! They were everywhere! It was like cattapalusa or maybe she had just stepped into the cat cafe without even realizing it? But no, no she was just standing checking the student noticeboard and eying the little tuxedo cat with its morose expression on its furry face.

Really. If this cat were secretly an Animagus in disguise it wouldn’t be shocking if it had a depressing French accent. And she wouldn’t doubt that he because he had to be a he right? Well he would say ’British vizards are pathetic’ and drink his coffee and pretend he was at a fancy French restaurant and not in a Public Wizarding School.

“Oh please,” she muttered as she watched the cat begin to wash his face and ears. Seriously this was a joke right? They were in SCOTLAND it was bound to rain one day.

SPOILER!!: Textbook & notes

Quote:
Weather

Curled in a ball If a cat is curled in a ball everything is still and calm for the moment, but one should keep alert for something coming in the future.

Laying with forehead against the floor If a cat is sleeping with it's forehead to the floor it means stormy weather will be coming.

stretched out If a cat is fully stretched out it means that good days are ahead with lots of sun.

on it's side with paw over face If a cat is fully on it's side sleeping with it's paw over it's face, this means a snow storm is coming.

Washing face and ears only If a cat is washing it's face and ears only, rain is coming.

Points tail to fire If a cat points it's tail to fire or another heat source, that means that heavy rain or frost is coming.

Behaviors
Cat following If a cat is following you, it means you will be receiving money.

washing paw three times If a cat washes it paws three times it means you will receive a visitor from the direction they are looking.

grooming with paw at right ear If a cat is grooming with their paw to their right ear, it means a gentlemen will soon visit.

grooming with paw at left ear If a cat is grooming with their paw to their left ear, it means a woman will soon visit.

Washing paw only If a cat is washing it's paw only and less or more then three times it means that someone is upset with you.

Jumps from standing position if a cat is standing and all the sudden jumps straight up, that means an intruder will be coming.

Turns three times If a cat turns in a circle three time, it means you will gain a new friend.

swats at the air If a cat swats at the air, it means you will get good news soon.

cat one:
swatting at air: swats at the air If a cat swats at the air, it means you will get good news soon. it hopefully means that Claire's taking the cat...or it'll be dead. yeah maybe it'd be dead.

Cat two:
Jumping from a standing position: an intruder will be coming. Right. So maybe I should get out of the maintenance broom closet? Because I’m probably intruding on the brooms sanctuary…really I don’t think there will be an intruder but the cat was intrusive to me really.

Cat three: the existential French tuxedo cat…lame cat really it washed its face and ears only…so rain? But we are in Scotland. Its bound to rain. So I do not think that this is a valuable divinations method for me to use…as I’m allergic to these cats.

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