To be honest they all should have got themselves a David.

Like she had.

Ruby was imperviused, sure, because that was just common sense if you happened to be anywhere near the first floor these days, but she was also currently on David Hensley's back. Wasn't he a sweetheart? Total knight in shining armour and everything. Hero. Gryffindor. Mmhmm.

As for mapping or whateverrrrr it wasn't like there was anything new here right? But for the record if anyone wanted her to, she could write stuff. On David's back. Yes. Dry vantage point right here.

... not that she had quill or parchment.


"Sooooooo like why is the swamp so giant anyways?" Was she missing something? Because it hadn't been like this always.

And she knew, since this was en route to one of her favourite snogging locations.

Juuust saying.