Eeeeeer....well, now that he thought about it. Maybe coming to the Reunion was a terrible idea. Poor timing, and bad luck on his part....AGH did he take his Potion before coming!?! Did he? Where was the small flask! NO no no, he forgot to wear it! STUPID OAKEY!

He sulked onto the Table and flopped his head down. He had something to show just a week ago. Until he decided to quit his job working under the Freelance Curse Breaker Witch who had caused him more Burn Scars then he could count on his Left Arm. So yeah he quit! She was using him as a Toy testing the cursed objects with his luck.

Still what was he gonna tell anyone who asks 'Oooh Oakey long time now see!' then they'd turn to a colleague and say 'This guy was a Former Head Boy, I bet he's done so well for himself'...Then THEN the dreaded Question of 'What've you been up too' will occur and Oakey would say 'Well, I'm Married, have Two Kids under the Age of Two, and have no Job to support my Family...' What a Shocker right. He should have just gone on another of his World Trips to Escape this, but the Ariana would kill him for that. Did his Wife follow him over here, or did she stop over at her Former table first?

UGH SUUUUuuuuuuuLK