Text Cut: Flammy Kneebang & Sopophorous Bean
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sweetpinkpixie
Walking away from the other end of the table where a bit of friendly competition had occurred - and his life put in the balance by a chicken bone - the Astronomy professor was grumbling something about giving detention for sticky fingers all over his suit but feeling obligated to ignore that rule. But his suuuuuuuuuuuuuuit...it was...STICKY!
Of course, it was nothing a few spells and enchantments couldn't fix, although the astronomer had some rules about those in regards to his suit, and naturally the muggles at the dry cleaners would have no problem rectifying this predicament. Still...the sticky was serving as a reminder to suddenly "waking" up in the supply closet dressed as Captain Hook and covered sticky pureed goo. It was all rather unfortunate. Very unfortunate.
Lost in his thoughts, he wasn't entirely paying attention to where he was walking and bumped his knee on the bench with a loud THUD. "Bloody ---" he muttered, bending over to rub his throbbing knee. Thinking he was alone at this part of the table, he was about to mutter a few choice words when he looked up to see Mr. Mordaunt and Miss Brown. "Hello....you two," he said with an awkward, and just a smidgen cheeky, grin.
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And a salute for good measure.
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feeheeheeny Cutty... was... smiling at her?
Sophie THOUGHT that's what it was, though it looked a little... twisted and not like normal people's smiles. But this wasn't a normal person, was it? No, the Ravenclaw didn't trust this kid at ALL, and at his attempted smile, she suddenly became very, very aware of her surroundings - he wasn't reaching for a wand, which was good, and he didn't seem to have any nasty tricks up his sleeve at the moment, so... maybe they could get through a conversation without a necessary, dramatic display of hatred?
But blast, when he moved for the objects in front of him, she was SO excited he was going to reach for a bite of his cereal - and of course he did not. Her face and posture both remained relaxed and calm, though, and she hummed her amusement at his words. "You don't seem entirely convinced, but having me as your ally probably wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Think of all -"
The THUD! of kneecap colliding with the wooden bench they were sitting on made Soph quickly lean away from Cutty - no, onlookers, she hadn't just been cozied up to Cutty Mordaunt - and she raised an eyebrow at Flamsteed who she was certain had ALMOST just swore in front of her. Heeeeehehehehehe. She tried not to, but she giggled anyway, then quickly straightened up and saluted him back. "Hello, professor. Got a few choice words to say there?" HEHEHE. Teasing, she made it clear that she was, and offered the man an even cheekier grin than the one he was wearing.
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That's because I don't need convincing, Brown. I'd be stupid not to want yer in my entourage and quite frankly, I'm surprised yew haven't noticed my subtle advances." He would've liked to have thought himself that clever. And maybe he was if she had paid him no nevermind or gotten the entirely wrong idea from recent antics. Specific targeting, like the magical equivalent of gum in her hair that he pulled during the potions lesson, was so 9-years-old. But despite his ability to speak with adults and even include himself amongst them, who could ever accuse the boy of being mature?
Cutty heard Flamsteed's voice and put away the paper to draw his bowl of Pixie Puffs closer to himself. His fist tightened around the end of his spoon as he ladled some of the cereal into his mouth...and then some of it came out to the side as he sharply turned his head having witnessed Flamsteed's knee-to-table collision. "
Professor, please. I'm trying to eat m'breakfast." He said, collecting himself and taking another spoonful in to make up for the one lost. He crunched and tried to swallow quickly...before Professor Flamsteed said or DID anything else. He still thought him a bit of an attention hog, but Cutty didn't mind this attribute of the Gryffindors. In fact, he sort of liked it. It enabled quite a bit to escape undetected. Such a beautiful distraction.