“Mother, this is James, James, this is mother. Come on, I’ll show you my room,” Sirius said reluctantly, yanking James away before the woman had a chance to say anything.
They climbed the stairs and walked down the hallway to Sirius’ room.
“Oh, Master Sirius, a friend?” Asked a curious voice. James turned around and thought, he’s not that bad, don’t know what Sirius is on about. “Bet he’s a filthy muggle lover just like Master Sirius. Oh, yes, look at that filthy lion badge he wears. My poor mistress…”
James laughed.
“Sod off Kreacher. Go and iron my underpants.”