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Lyric Bayliss-Black
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Originally Posted by sweetpinkpixie 
Chewing on ... whatever it was he had just put in his mouth ... was a very poor decision indeed. It had a texture like the very chalk that had just been stuck to his hook and was just...WHAT WAS THIS STUFF?! It was neither icy nor creamy. Gagging loudly, the man spit the contents out of his mouth in the form of green dribble - seeing as he had just stuffed the mint ice cream into his mouth - and looked almost like he was foaming at the mouth.
"WHAT?" he barked at the child, bits of the dribble getting stuck in his beard and then GASPED. No! NO NO NOOOOOOO! Say it isn't so! Bad form! He had just...NO! "My humblest of apologies, boy. Truly bad form on my behalf. Here," he apologized as he walked over took the same parcel from someone who was refusing to eat (FOR YOU TO CLAIM IF YOU WANT IT) and tossed it across the room to the Lost Boy.
Aye aye. Aaaaaaaah yes, music to his ears!
What was New Smee blubbering on about? Please? He had no need to say please to those under his command. When he commanded them to hoist the sails, there were no questions asked or else it was the plank for them. Or the boo box. He shot his replacement first mate a look that could potentially kill were she faint of heart.
"Yes."
This lady had manners and good form. Yet another fine addition to his crew. He would certainly need to write a list on the board once this lesson was finished to remind his new crew that he needed to hold a meeting with them and organize a search party for the Jolly Roger.
And maybe the real Smee...because he was not sure the new one would live up to his standards.
"YOU!" he roared, hook pointing towards the girl child. "Will address me as Captain. Shall I spell it out for you on the board? Or are you incapable if recalling such a simple set of instructions?"
The vein in his forehead began to pulsate at her insolence and shot New Smee a look. Yes. This one two. Make DOUBLE sure there, Smee.
"You ARE learning. Good form is a vital lesson to learn...along with what is on this parchment here...supposedly," he continued as he waved the parchment in the air.
And then the fiery boy was yelling too - the Captain ignored the first part of what was said ... mostly because he wasn't actually paying attention at the time.
"YOU BOTH CAN CHILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IF YOU CONTINUE TO SPEAK IN IGNORANCE!"
His eyes shifted to the boy again as he answer. "Perhaps you can stay, however. You are actually making the effort to answer and learn instead of acting like a codfish."
He GLARED at the boy. "It is bad form to finish sentences incomplete," he said. "Consider that a warning." The boy already had his fate sealed, but perhaps if he learned good form by the time class was up he would reconsider his decision. Possibly.
And then his eyes were on the girl...who was telling him that his decision had been made in the WRONG. He was NEVER wrong, and yet her tone was one of truth...and he was now questioning if he had, in fact, acted in bad form.
WHAT AN APPALLING THOUGHT!
"I...sincerest apologies to you, girl," he said as he took her F grade parchment and tore it up into tiny bits that he then threw into the air. "I revoke your grade." But just hers. Not the boy next to her.
Especially after what he said next!
"Tell your captain the truth," he said calmly as his examined his hook in the light. "You think that I would have the audacity to try and poison those who I have been told I am to educate. That I, JAS Hook, would act in bad form and deceive you all. Go on...say it...say you do not trust me...go on..."
While he was still leaning over the doubting Lost Boy, his attention turned to the next one who spoke. "If you trust your Captain you will eat it." If not...well...he would see what happened.
"EAT. EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."
The boy siding with Pan was laughable, really. Was he aware that the majority of his statements were in contradiction with one another. And what in Neverland was a genie? Was that a type of fairy?
"I do not believe in genies," he sneered, hoping very much that one of them had just dropped dead somewhere. He especially sneered when no one else joined him in his crusade to "take him down" with Pan. And yet, why yes....the Captain had recruited quite a few into his new crew already. Therefore arguing was hardly worth his noble effort.
"I have your Wendy no where, Peter Pan." And if the boy knew anything he would know that Captain JAS Hook did not tell lies. Bad form to do so. "Now if you two sorry excuses would SIT DOWN and quit being an unnecessary source of disturbance THAT would be in good form!"
And their measly words of tick tock had no effect on him. Children. Stupid children.
Now that the two windbags had shut their traps, he was about to return his attention to looking for someone with something WORTHY to say....when there was a noise.
A noise that he feared above all else.
A noise that...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he bellowed as he recoiled back and stumbled over the very device that was making all the noise. He fell backwards into his desk, arching slightly as the edge came in contact with his lower and sent an uncharacteristically sharp pain through the man's spine. Since when had he, Captain JAS Hook, had such a weak back!?
And then he saw it and, despite the momentary sense of relief that it was not what he had feared it was, his eyes became ablaze in rage.
"NEW SMEEEEEEEEEEE! THROW THIS VILE THING OFF THE PLANK IMMEDIATELY!" he commanded as he thrust his hook at the nearest open window. His eyes practically burned holes in everything his gaze fell upon...especially when he found the source. "You...yes... you made a boo boo...a very big boo boo," he said to the girl as he slowly made strides towards her. Yes, he HAD seen her movements out of the corner of his eye. It was a captain's duty to be aware of all the happenings on their ship.
Then, with one swift movement, his hook was through the back of her robes so that when he lifted upwards she was dangling as though her robes were on a hanger and the hanger was his hook. "To the boo box with you it is," he whispered in her ear.
He then walked towards the boo box (which was really the storage closet in the astrophysics laboratory) and locked the door.
"NO ONE IS TO RELEASE HER UNTIL I SAY. ARE WE CLEAR?" he roared again, his eyes falling on New Smee once more. "In fact, New Smee. You shall stand guard. Unless you wish to pass off the duties to the new boatswain."
"A very wise choice," he nodded towards the very wise young lady.
As for her question...he looked down at the parchment in his hand for an answer, but found none. There wasn't even a mention of Vitamin C on it...and add that to the fact that the Captain didn't even know what an astronaut was and, well, he just wasn't about to admit that he did not know the answer.
"By using their mouth, I would imagine," he replied. Not too bright that one. How else would one eat a cookie?
"I have indeed," he nodded. "Congratulations and welcome aboard."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Appalled by the fact that the Lost Boy was not only touching him, but ALSO pushing him away, the captain turned his head quickly to BITE DOWN on the boy's fingers. Let THAT be a lesson in what happens when you try and touch Captain JAS Hook!
"NEW SMEE! This one as well!"
He checked his parchment again after the child's response, but saw nothing of any sort to indicated that he was correct...but it was certainly a response that he most certainly approved of.
"I quite like your answer, boy. Tell me, if New Smee cannot fufill their duties, would you like to have their place?"
"That look is very unbecoming on you," he pointed out to the lady. "I suggest you cease it immediately."
This one would make a fine addition, yes. Most excellent indeed!
WAS THIS CHILD DEAF?! HE HAD SAID PARCELS! NOT APPLES!
With a swift movement, he screwed the apple in the boy's hand, pulled it off with his other hand, and threw it right out the window.
"Dost thou need to clean thine ears?" he hissed.
Now that the majority of those practicing bad form had been dealt with...save for the one who was apparently saying NO to their captain. Yes. Another look that had the potential to kill was sent in that child's (Lottiepot) direcntion.
"Poor diction is bad form will not be tolerated," he sneered at the one Lost Girl (ScarletCharm104), whose response may as well have been in a foreign tongue as far as his ears were concerned. "As for the rest of you," he continued, arm haphazardly waving to the rest who had spoken. "You are all on par with what is written here on this parchment, so I hope everyone was practicing good form and paying attention." If not, then too bad. For he was a busy man and would not repeat. "The first meal in space was had by Yuri Gagarin, who ate three 160 gram toothpaste-type tubes containing two servings of puréed meat and one of chocolate sauce. As said by some of you, these toothpaste tubes were used because astronauts could squeeze the food directly into their mouths and not worry about their food floating away due to the zero gravity and potentially causing serious damage to the equipment on-board." His eyes flicked towards his prisoner in the back of the room and a smirk spread across his bearded features - a beard that still had some of the spit out mint ice cream foam stuck to it, by the way.
"The ice cream you have been savoring..." or SOME had anyway. "Is freeze dried ice cream." He continued to read from the parchment as he made his way towards the back of the room. "Dehydrated foods weigh significantly less than those that are not and even nowadays food is either partially or completely dehydrated to prevent them from spoiling. Astronauts need to add water to the majority of their foods to eat it, and it is important to note that this water is oftentimes recycled water from..." He paused his reading and made a noise reminiscent of a parrot being strangled. "...waste waters from urine, from oral hygiene and hand washing, and by condensing humidity from the air...including the air breathed out by the crew."
THAT SOUNDED ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! WHY WOULD ANYONE WISH TO GO INTO THIS PLACE CALLED SPACE AND ENDURE THAT?!
"It takes about 20 to 30 minutes to rehydrate and heat an average meal. Once this is accomplished... astronauts must also attach their individual food containers to a food tray with fabric fasteners. The tray itself connects either to the wall or to the astronauts' laps to prevent their food from floating away due to the zero gravity environment. So aren't you all glad for gravity?"
Whoever wrote this was a pathetic excuse for a gentleman. This handwriting was awful!
"BUT HERE IN NEVERLAND WE DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THIS PETTY THING CALLED GRAVITY, FOR WE HAVE PIXIE DUST!" he exclaimed as he removed the cage from the wall holding Tinker Bell (Professor Flamsteed's pet rock dressed up as the fairy and had been that way since Halloween). "BEHOLD!" he said triumphantly as he removed the fairy from her prison. "JUST THINK A HAPPY THOUGHT, assuming such a thing exists in your feeble minds, AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THIS ZERO GRAVITY SITUATION RIGHT HERE!" He then pulled his arm back as though he were about to throw the fairy. "As she flies across the room and covers everyone and everything in pixie dust, do not be surprised if your tables and the food upon it floats as well. Just like this space place! You are allowed to eat ONE food item to experience what it is like to be one of these....astronaut beings. After, you are to float back down to your seat and SIT. ARE WE CLEAR?"
GOOD.
He then shook the fairy (the rock) over his head and threw her across the room with a menacing laugh that echoed throughout the area. The rock zoomed passed everyone - not hitting a single person in the head or any other limb - and went crashing into the chalk board and knocked it over completely with a loud CRASH.
Meanwhile, the Captain was thinking of the only happy thought he had and laughing even more crazily as he flapped his arms. "HAHA! YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FLY, PETER PAN! I'LL GET YOU YET!"
But, to keep with good form he flew towards one of the food strands and plucked a floating peach out of the air (aka he walked somewhat airily while flapping his arms towards the fruit stand and picked up a peach) which he then began to eat.
OOC: I am SO SO SO SO SOOOOOO sorry for the delay. I did not imagine it would take me this long to post again, but you guys just give me SO much to play off of and dsfjdlfksjslskj <3
This is sort of a mini activity and you need at least 1 post to complete. Just to clarify, Pebbles (the dressed up rock) is not really Tinker Bell and there is no real fairy dust being spread about. So please do not RP things literally floating upwards or your characters flying about the classroom like a bird.
OF COURSE your characters can react to "Professor Flamsteed's" actions however you see fit. And no, nothing bad will happen if your character eats any of the food - but we suggest staying away from raw meat for obvious reasons 
Thank you all for your patience and creative RPing! <33 and for putting up with me :|
if you are curious about water recycling in space, this is a good read.
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Gabriel........was full on trembling now from all the shouting...and rock throwing. Through all the chaos, he couldn't even tell what they were supposed to be doing? The professor was dedicated to this HOOK persona...but he could perhaps...be a bit...more clear...about the task...?
.....and people were getting locked up.............in a closet.... O.O
Confined spaces. He could NOT deal with this. "S-sir....I mean....um, Captain." Gabe's eyes were WIDE and a bit glassy looking..........He needed to breathe. He needed out of this classroom...for a few moments. ".......May I........erm, be....excused....?"
....before the people discussing war did ACTUALLY go to war...
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