Originally Posted by Edward Penguin

Ian was busy peeking here and there, making sure no other projectiles were on the way when that Zeke kid said something about taking care of this one. And then the boy was loudly telling him that if he didn't like it he could get out. That was rather rude and sort of crazy. Ian looked at the boy and then called out. HE'S NOT A CAPTAIN! HE'S THE SAME PROFESSOR THAT'S BEEN TEACHING US ASTRONOMY ALL TERM. Today, maybe not so much teaching. It appears he's had a mental break and he thinks he's a fictional pirate captain and you're just following.....................GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ian finished the last part as an apple core made it's way to his head....bouncing off the satchel and landing at his feet. Ian's face screwed up and he picked up his strawberry ice cream pouch and tossed it at Zeke. I don't think I've done anything to cause you to toss partially eaten fruit bits! I think you need to cool off some. Ian reached down and picked up another ice cream pouch, opened the tube top and squeezed it in the general direction of the boy.