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Just when he thought that the class couldn't get any better, it did. Oh boy, did it get better.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Did he just lock that Gryffindor up in a storage closet? BAHAHAHAHAHA! Sure, it was sad on the girl who was now locked up in there until the Captain decided to let her out but MAN, was this class taking an interesting turn. He was also telling Eden and the Gryffindor kid who got into trouble in Potions that they should chill at the bottom of the ocean. Surely, he meant the lake where they could chill with the Giant Squid. Lucy.
And was the ice cream THAT bad? Jeez, thank YOU, Toby for telling them not to have some. Grayson pushed his away, deciding not to have any. If the man asked, he was allergic. Simple.
Was he paying attention? WELL. He certainly was when the man THREW A ROCK ACROSS THE CLASSROOM, SWEET MERLIN, FLAMSTEED.
Think of a happy thought? WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN?! And the man was flapping his arms like some sort of demented lunatic who had escaped from St Mungos. Did he REALLY think they'd be able to fly without using any spells or a BROOM? Grayson tore his eyes away from the man to see that OTHER PEOPLE were doing the same thing. Were. They. MAD?!
Rolling his eyes, the fifth year stood up and started flapping his arms around and bouncing and whatever else they were meant to be doing. He wasn't the BEST at acting so this was a lot more embarrassing than he had bargained it to be. And what was he gonna get? Something. A fruit. Maybe an apple because he wasn't really feeling fussy right now.
Grabbing one, Grayson bounced/flounced/did SOMETHING back to his seat and plopped down in his best attempt to make it LOOK like he had been flying and had just landed. And then his eyes landed on Ruby, who was doing something with her nails. Was she THAT bored? Lulz.
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