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Old 09-28-2014, 04:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Jasper Hart
First Year

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Default Astro HW: Planet #3
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He'd had little reason to come here until now, but now that he WAS here... he wondered why he hadn't come sooner. Zeke's hazel eyes scanned the room and its contents. Phones, walkmans, old television sets, computers... yeah, he could use some of this stuff. Did the phones work? Could he call Emily? Was that possible? He figured he'd look into that later.

What he really needed right now, was a hoover. Any type of hoover/vacuum cleaner. Industrial, chunky, a little dust buster... anything, so long as it WORKED. Of course, all of this stuff worked, no? That was the whole point of the space. Zeke took a few more paces into the room, and walked along a row of shelves searching for the item. He spotted it before he saw the label, and with a satisfied grin, he took it up in both hands and moved it to the centre of the room. He'd need space for this activity first and foremost. Hehe... SPACE... how punny of him.

This was the perfect place to conduct some tectonic warfare, IF, it even worked that is.

Zeke withdrew from his pocket his last of the small sandbags they received in Astronomy, and set it on the floor in front of him while he got down and sat cross legged. He had everything else he needed. His wand, his planet material, a bottle of liquid iron, and an old, empty and CLEANED animal worming plunger/syringe thing. Yep. All set.

"Fingere Elementi," he cast on his bag of dirt. This was of course as easy as breathing, now that he'd practiced it for what felt like the hundredth time. The red bag rose from the ground and melted and morphed into a small sphere that resembled the planet Earth. Peerrfect. And now came the hard part. He had to inject the Earth with SO MUCH hazardous material -- liquid iron -- to make it unstable from within, so that it would put pressure on the tectonic plates and so the whole world would fracture. THAT is what he was anticipating. CRACKING and breaking and falling apart. Rumbling and maybe a volcanic explosion or two.

SO........... without further ado, Zeke unscrewed the top of the bottle of liquid iron, and dipped the syringe thing into it, making sure to pull back the lever so it SUCKED UP all the 'hazardous' material. Once that was done, Zeke plucked the Earth out of the air and held the planet in his hand. Wouldn't it be awesome to just... play God, and CRUSH it in his hands? Heheheheh... yeah, but no, tectonic warfare sounded far more appealing.

Inserting the tip of the syringe into the planet - somewhere near where Canada would be, he started pushing down on the plunger bit with his thumb, effectively injecting the Earth with liquid iron. He'd chosen iron because it was a heavy metal, only, in liquid form... and so... that meant it could put pressure on things right? Like, it would be better than plain water? Once the first plunger was injected, he set the planet in the air again, letting it float there while he observed. It SEEMED as though it was shaking a bit, but he could be wrong, so he filled the syringe again.

For take two, he inserted the syringe into Japan... they were on a fault line, so this would SURELY result in some quaking and shaking and cracking. Fingers crossed. Zeke let the plunger go all the way down before returning the planet to its hovering state. Shaking was happening, he could SEE it... and... and... it was building!!! and BUILDING!!!! THINGS WERE HAPPENING!....

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And then the planet DID crack a little... just a little. Not in half as he had expected. It MIGHT have been enough to bring an end to all life on Earth, but he couldn't be sure... so as it crumbled, he set about executing phase two of his diabolical plan. The complete annihilation of Earth. He was going to suck it up a black hole!...

Okay, not a LEGIT black hole. He couldn't conjure one, and as far as he was aware the school didn't have a functioning Vanishing Cabinet... but the vacuum would be a suitable alternative. It was still get sucked up from ONE place and being transported to another.

Zeke pulled out the cord from the little cord chute in the side, and scouted the room for an electricity plug outlet. When he found one, he shoved the cord into the socket and turned it on. Returning to the machine, he turned that on too... letting it ROOOOOAAARRRRR to life like a Gryffindor. Heheheh. Watching his still slightly-crumbling and iron soaked Earth fall apart, Zeke removed the head of the vaccum - the one with sweeping teeth - and revealed his black hole!... and then..

DUN DUN DUUUUUNN...

ZZZZVVRRROOOOOOOOSSHSHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM!

He was sucking it up. EVERY last BIT of it. Sucked up through the nozzle.

"Bye bye.... planet Earth," he mused to himself.

He made sure to clean up EVERY speck of Earth, which was easy enough because they weren't tiny, and then he turned off the machine, pulled out the cord, pressed the button for the vacuum to suck the cord back into its chute, and placed it back where he found it.

With a quick "scourgify," of the floor - just in case, Zeke made sure he had everything and then left.

He'd done it. He destructed the Earth/planet in three different ways. Suucccesss!
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