HATE POTION

1 jobberknoll feather
half a unicorn tail hair
three leech heads
half a ginger root
ten carrots
a bunch of knotgrass
one wormwood
ten crow feathers
one common spider
two crocodile teeth

1. Add the jobberknoll feather without any water or fire
2. Lay half the unicorn hair onto the feather vertically
3. Add a litre of water
4. Add he leech heads one by one
5. With metal stick, stir it clockwise for ten times (Clean the metal stick before
and after using
6. Add half the ginger root.
7. Wait for two minutes
8. Add ten cubes of ice all at once
9. Wait until they melt and grate five of the carrots in the meantime
Add the ungrated ones at once, and sprinkle the grated ones
10. Tie the wormwood around knotgrass and add them ( If everything has been
right, the steam will make you nauseous)
11. Stir eleven times clockwise with wooden stick. Do clean it before using.
12. Add two crow feathers. Stir once clockwise with metal stick.
Add another two feathers and stir clockwise with metal stick again.
Go on like this until all the feathers re added. Do not stir after the
last couple of feathers. (You don't have to remove metal every time to
clean it - just keep it inside the cauldron until last feather is added.
13. Add the spider
14. Add one crocodile tooth, wait until the potion grumbles, then add the second
15. Wait until the potion turns your favorite color (takes about three days)