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Hera · 09-20-2014, 03:01 AM

SPOILER!!: Profffy

It was official. This lady Professor, like the other one he had, was NUTS... like, super duper happy which was really weird. And the music and the humming and singing was just so so sooooo wrong. It was the type of things they played in the lower school block of his primary school. Yeah. YEAH.

He took his seat, eventually, and started unpacking his parchment, quill and ink, ready for whatever the lesson may bring. The chocolate frogs were a nice touch, and he was tempted to consume his NOW, but he would wait and see, no hurry.

When the lesson started, and Professor lady said they COULD eat them, that was all the word he needed. He tore open the packet and snagged the frog before it made an escape. While he ate, he considered WHY they were studying this chocolate frog card business. Obviously this was HISTORY OF MAGIC, so that was a clue... but as for WHY they were in chocolate packs???..

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Zeke's hand rose in the air as he swallowed his last mouthful. "Professooorrr," he started, "chocolate cards can be used for many things, coasters, wonky table props, as collectibles and such.. but they teach us history. That's their primary function." OBVIOUSLY... And as for why they came with chocolate, well that was simple enough. "And the government wants to make sure everyone is educated somehow because history can sometimes be boring and so this way it makes it funner for the younger kids and stuff. AND... information is controlled by the government and stuff, so they also use it to indoctrinate us." It was all about exposure. Exposure to information and views that THEY wanted us to knowwww!!!!!

And.... was it just him? Or was Lex 'nanas?

09-20-2014, 03:01 AM	#74 (permalink)
Hera Abraxan Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Perth, AU (GMT +8) Posts: 25,070 Hogwarts RPG Name: Jasper Hart Graduated x10 x10	½ EagleBrain ♥ Creeperdoodle ♥ Raven Dor ♥ Berry ♥ ½ Team House Elf SPOILER!!: Profffy Quote: Originally Posted by emjay Alright, time to begin! Nessa walked to the front and center of the room, smiling widely as she looked on at all of her students. "Welcome to History of Magic! And welcome back to those of you who are returning for another term! For those of you who don't know me, my name is Professor Glendower and it's my goal to teach you history in the most fun and engaging way!" Why not have fun while learning, otherwise it just got boring in her opinion. And she hoped that they enjoyed her first lesson of the term because in a way, chocolate frogs sort of held that same theory. "Now.. I put a chocolate frog on everyone's desk.." She glanced at Alexa. She was replacing the ones she had taken now, yes? "You may eat them now if you'd like, but what we're really interested in today are the other things that come inside them. The Wizard trading cards! Go ahead and eat the candy now if you want, but don't peek at the card inside just yet, we're going to leave it as a surprise for later!" They needed that part for class, but she paused a moment to allow the students to snack a bit if they wanted. And maybe hide their card from themselves if they were too tempted. "Before we take a look at your actual card.. who can tell us what they are used for and venture a guess on why they might be included with a chocolate frog?" OOC - One answer per person please, and try not to repeat answers. It was official. This lady Professor, like the other one he had, was NUTS... like, super duper happy which was really weird. And the music and the humming and singing was just so so sooooo wrong. It was the type of things they played in the lower school block of his primary school. Yeah. YEAH. He took his seat, eventually, and started unpacking his parchment, quill and ink, ready for whatever the lesson may bring. The chocolate frogs were a nice touch, and he was tempted to consume his NOW, but he would wait and see, no hurry. When the lesson started, and Professor lady said they COULD eat them, that was all the word he needed. He tore open the packet and snagged the frog before it made an escape. While he ate, he considered WHY they were studying this chocolate frog card business. Obviously this was HISTORY OF MAGIC, so that was a clue... but as for WHY they were in chocolate packs???.. .... ... Zeke's hand rose in the air as he swallowed his last mouthful. "Professooorrr," he started, "chocolate cards can be used for many things, coasters, wonky table props, as collectibles and such.. but they teach us history. That's their primary function." OBVIOUSLY... And as for why they came with chocolate, well that was simple enough. "And the government wants to make sure everyone is educated somehow because history can sometimes be boring and so this way it makes it funner for the younger kids and stuff. AND... information is controlled by the government and stuff, so they also use it to indoctrinate us." It was all about exposure. Exposure to information and views that THEY wanted us to knowwww!!!!! And.... was it just him? Or was Lex 'nanas? __________________