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kayquilz · 08-06-2014, 07:55 PM

SPOILER!!: umyeahderek<3

Ember had heard muuuuuch commotion from the tech lounge--and, she had been right. Good for her Pufffffer senses--or hearing--whichever, because she gazed upon the scene with wiiiiiide lavender eyes. AND DEREK. OH MY GOSH. DEREK.

Her best friend! Well, maybe not bessssst but she considered him her FIRST friend at the ministry! OH NO! Ember lunged forward--hissing madly at the STUPID HEALER KILLING DEREK GOSH. "You--YOU are giving him a heart attack!" the former badger shouted, VERY snappily for someone usually so calm. 'YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK HIS RIBS STOPPPPPPIT!" she stomped her foot and didn't DARE touch the ~~killer~~ healer, but she just flailed her arms around and triiiiiiied her best to get her OFF of Derek!

MERLIN'S SOGGY SOCKS THESE HEALERS WERE INSANE! They belonged in their own psych ward, they did! She did what she thought she HAD to do, which was reeaaaach deep into her bag, pull out a bag of CINNIMON GOLDFISH, and opened it, pOURING THE LOT ON THE HEALER'S HEAD! HAA! Take that! THey didn't like sweets?! ENJOY THE HAIR FULL OF GOLDFISH!

Maybe she'd save Derek. And properly do CPR. Maybe.

08-06-2014, 07:55 PM	#75 (permalink)
kayquilz Granian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Bikini Bottom Posts: 21,185 Hogwarts RPG Name: Roman Gellar Slytherin First Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Arden Toros Gryffindor Sixth Year x4 x1	Ember wanted to save Derek. So. Here we go. Derek and The crazy healer! A Poop * k8 * SPOILER!!: umyeahderek<3 Quote: Originally Posted by Hey Ju Derek didn't have much time to understand all the craziness that was going on when suddenly one of the Healers came over to him and TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND. "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" Derek fell onto his back and felt rather dizzy for hitting his head on the floor. Before he could do anything, the woman was pumping at his chest and MERLIN, SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HIM. "O-- OW!" The man didn't mean to be that loud, or make any noise at all, but it was IMPOSSIBLE because that Healer was about to break his ribs! "S-s-top!" Merlin, he couldn't even pronounce words anymore. And he was still dizzy and now going out of breath because- WAS THAT EVEN RIGHT?? HE WAS ALIVE, FOR MERLIN'S SAKE. That thing was meant to be done to people whose hearts had-- AAHH, HE COULDN'T BREATHE PROPERLY ANYMORE! HEALERS WERE THE WORST THINGS ON EARTH, HE HAD ALWAYS KNOWN IT. Ember had heard muuuuuch commotion from the tech lounge--and, she had been right. Good for her Pufffffer senses--or hearing--whichever, because she gazed upon the scene with wiiiiiide lavender eyes. AND DEREK. OH MY GOSH. DEREK. Her best friend! Well, maybe not bessssst but she considered him her FIRST friend at the ministry! OH NO! Ember lunged forward--hissing madly at the STUPID HEALER KILLING DEREK GOSH. "You--YOU are giving him a heart attack!" the former badger shouted, VERY snappily for someone usually so calm. 'YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK HIS RIBS STOPPPPPPIT!" she stomped her foot and didn't DARE touch the ~~killer~~ healer, but she just flailed her arms around and triiiiiiied her best to get her OFF of Derek! MERLIN'S SOGGY SOCKS THESE HEALERS WERE INSANE! They belonged in their own psych ward, they did! She did what she thought she HAD to do, which was reeaaaach deep into her bag, pull out a bag of CINNIMON GOLDFISH, and opened it, pOURING THE LOT ON THE HEALER'S HEAD! HAA! Take that! THey didn't like sweets?! ENJOY THE HAIR FULL OF GOLDFISH! Maybe she'd save Derek. And properly do CPR. Maybe. __________________ "You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough." Roman Gellar ● 1st Year ● Slytherin