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BanaBatGirl · 08-05-2014, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Loranys Lilyfield

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Did anyone else see that?! The way her love taps had seemingly injured him!? He was in worse condition than she had initially thought. This went soooooooooooooo far beyond one brownie of death. His SEVERE malnutrition was alarming. She was going just going to have to entirely rework the menus in the cafeteria so they were up to standards. First things to go were those DEATH BROWNIES.

"I am indeedy. Loranys Lilyfield, but you can call me Lor or lover or Loranys," she giggled as she resisted giving him another gently pat. Could break one of his brittle bones and that would just be TERRIBLE. "Oh no no no, you need IMMEDIATE attention. You are clearly suffering from O.O.P.S, pruritusism, and zuccherotosis. In fact, an examination here just will NOT do." Which was a pity because now she couldn't use her toy to listen to the way his heart went pitter patter for her.

Removing her wand, she gave it a lavish whirl around and conjured a stretcher. "Now, don't you worry honey bun. We are going to fix you riiiiiiiiiight up. Ravaora is the BEST at what she does. I am going to write you up a meal plan I want you to follow to ensure you are meeting all your dietary needs. That should help take care of your severe case of zuccherotosis." She patted the floated stretcher with a grin and obnoxious giggle.

"Hop up haaaaaaaaaaaaaandsome." Or else she would have no other option but to use her magic to get him on there and tie him down. Poor stud didn't know how BAD his condition was.

So she was a Healer. But she wasn't at ALL like Cece, and definitely not even as pretty as Cece (even if William still thought of her like his sister). THIS Healer was... something else. Something CRAZY. And he'd thought HIS name was bad.

"Lor..." He almost choked AGAIN when she said lover, "-anys, uh, I'm fine. Really. You saved my life and all but...." Oh whoa, whoa wait, she was diagnosing him with something?! Really? Just from... their brief encounter, she could tell he had a disease? MULTIPLE diseases??! So much so that she had to transport him somewhere else?!!!!!!!

Now William wasn't much of a hypochondriac; actually, the only Healer he ever saw was Cece and that wasn't for illness. If he got burned or injured at work he always took care of himself as best as he could. But OOPS? Pruritusism? Zuccherotosis?!! Those sounded serious AND waaaay, waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his vocabulary. So he swallowed his nerves and gave the Healer lady --- crazy as she was --- a serious nod. This was going to be weird, but Willy sat on the edge of the stretcher and started rambling a bit out of nervousness.

"I'm sure my diet is fine, I assure you. I don't know what those things are that you think I have, but I promise I don't ALWAYS eat dessert with EVERY meal annnd I exercise often, my crup Jack is a great running buddy, I'm very healthy, really, I don't even choke in public! That was an accident! Where is this stretcher going?"

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BanaBatGirl Banshee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gotham Posts: 51,213 Hogwarts RPG Name: TBD Gryffindor Hogwarts RPG Name: Zara H. Bunbury-Foster Slytherin Fifth Year	Professor Pink \| Mrs. Bruce Wayne \| I'm on a Goat \| Glitterpuff \| Dumbledore's Defense Squad \| BHB Quote: Originally Posted by Loranys Lilyfield Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Did anyone else see that?! The way her love taps had seemingly injured him!? He was in worse condition than she had initially thought. This went soooooooooooooo far beyond one brownie of death. His SEVERE malnutrition was alarming. She was going just going to have to entirely rework the menus in the cafeteria so they were up to standards. First things to go were those DEATH BROWNIES. "I am indeedy. Loranys Lilyfield, but you can call me Lor or lover or Loranys," she giggled as she resisted giving him another gently pat. Could break one of his brittle bones and that would just be TERRIBLE. "Oh no no no, you need IMMEDIATE attention. You are clearly suffering from O.O.P.S, pruritusism, and zuccherotosis. In fact, an examination here just will NOT do." Which was a pity because now she couldn't use her toy to listen to the way his heart went pitter patter for her. Removing her wand, she gave it a lavish whirl around and conjured a stretcher. "Now, don't you worry honey bun. We are going to fix you riiiiiiiiiight up. Ravaora is the BEST at what she does. I am going to write you up a meal plan I want you to follow to ensure you are meeting all your dietary needs. That should help take care of your severe case of zuccherotosis." She patted the floated stretcher with a grin and obnoxious giggle. "Hop up haaaaaaaaaaaaaandsome." Or else she would have no other option but to use her magic to get him on there and tie him down. Poor stud didn't know how BAD his condition was. So she was a Healer. But she wasn't at ALL like Cece, and definitely not even as pretty as Cece (even if William still thought of her like his sister). THIS Healer was... something else. Something CRAZY. And he'd thought HIS name was bad. "Lor..." He almost choked AGAIN when she said lover, "-anys, uh, I'm fine. Really. You saved my life and all but...." Oh whoa, whoa wait, she was diagnosing him with something?! Really? Just from... their brief encounter, she could tell he had a disease? MULTIPLE diseases??! So much so that she had to transport him somewhere else?!!!!!!! Now William wasn't much of a hypochondriac; actually, the only Healer he ever saw was Cece and that wasn't for illness. If he got burned or injured at work he always took care of himself as best as he could. But OOPS? Pruritusism? Zuccherotosis?!! Those sounded serious AND waaaay, waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his vocabulary. So he swallowed his nerves and gave the Healer lady --- crazy as she was --- a serious nod. This was going to be weird, but Willy sat on the edge of the stretcher and started rambling a bit out of nervousness. "I'm sure my diet is fine, I assure you. I don't know what those things are that you think I have, but I promise I don't ALWAYS eat dessert with EVERY meal annnd I exercise often, my crup Jack is a great running buddy, I'm very healthy, really, I don't even choke in public! That was an accident! Where is this stretcher going?" __________________ yeah, there's one thing about me that you should know________________________________ __________________________________________that I can't help from speaking my mind