Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB Quote:
Originally Posted by Loranys Lilyfield WHY in Merlin's woolly socks was the man NOT following instructions. Clearly overtaken by the awe of her appearance. She managed to flash him another toothy grin as she clomped after him and the poison he carried in his hands. POISON! IT WAS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF HI--- "OOOOOOOOH MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLIN!" she wailed as she wiggled her way around his back and wrapped her twig arms around his muscular Hottie McHotter self to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
Oh, this felt so nice...
She paused for just a moment to rub her cheek against his strong muscular back. Perhaps even purred just a smidge.
"Not to worry, I'm certified," she assured him. "And doooooooon't you worry. If you pass out I can give you mouth-to-mouth to HAHAHAHAHA resuscitate you."
See? Destiny had brought them together at this moment. She just KNEW these Health Evaluations were going to be a fabulous thing for her career. Willy had truthfully never been more embarrassed in his life. IN HIS LIFE. He was wallowing in shame right now, his face and neck and ears all redder than a beet. Well, part of that was due to the choking and loss of oxygen to his head. BUT MOSTLY, he was wallowing in embarrassment because the crazy lady.... had saved his life. "PPPFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPppppp!" out went the brownie like it was nothing.
But hallelujah, he was saved! Hallelujah, he was not going to die in the scrawny creepily tight arms of this crazy woman. HALLELUJAH!
"I'm........" he inhaled deeply, deeeeeeeeeply, and realized he had squashed the other brownie that was in his hand. Oh. Oh well, he definitely didn't want a brownie after all of THAT. "I'm fineeeeeeeeee!"
He was a little wheezy and definitely breathless, but HE WAS ALIVE. And... the lady was still holding on to him...... why? William tried to wipe the brownie off on her a little bit, with an apologetic nod of his head. Um. "Thank you?"
As in, you can let go now?
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