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Old 07-29-2014, 04:00 PM   #195 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Zahra Kettleburn
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Originally Posted by Mordred View Post
He…or rather Zelda was being a good momma to their child, and what about Bruce? He’s being a baaaaaad daddy-o. Hmm. Maybe that’s how male yetis are? They leave their partners and children behind, then continue to be loners? What a sad, ugly life yetis have.

Then…BITING HAPPENED.

“GRRRRRRRYeeeooowwwccccchhhhahahahahaha…ouchouchouchahahahaha!” Ethan shook his hand as Bruce…or Zahra, (he can’t tell anymore) let go of his hand. It’s still intact, but there are bite marks right there. Moving on, as if the bites were nothing. “GRAARRRRRRRRR!!! WHO YE CALLING UGLY?! GRRRRRR. At least I got curls and braids and ribbons!” ZELDA called out angrily. How dare BRUCE call HER ugly? Though he got those curling services for free from a fellow female yeti, SHE still looked FANTABULOUS.

And yes, bad daddy yeti right there. “GRRRRAARRRRRRRR…YOU’RE TOO CRANKY. YOU NEED TO RELAX! Grrrrrr……………you want me to braid your whiskers?”
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SPOILER!!: Ethan and Zhara




She was in mid snap, MID SNAP, when she felt someone take her arm. Children? Dada? Cassie looked up at Ethan and then started to have a fit of giggles. Was she to be the baby? Oh this was fun. "OHMYGOSH!!!" she squealed with excitement and clapped before snapping. "I mean" She had to get into character, right? RIGHT?

In a squeakier voice than she already carried Cassie tried to sound babish, "Bad Dada, bad. Rawr" Baby Rawr sounds were super fun! Her green eyes widened when she saw Zhara put Ethan's hand in her mouth and she gasped dramatically. "Whaaaa Rawr Whaa Rawr, No bite mamma"

Taking her hands and putting them up like she was clawing at Bruce to stop hurting Zelda. "Eat baby? Rawr rawr no rawr rawr dada love baby Yeti"

This was soooo super fun!

Bruce's NOSTRILS WERE GROWING, or so Zahra imagined. BRUCE HATED HIS FAMILY. THEY WERE SO NEEDY. AND BOSSY. POPPA YETI-ING WAS HARD.

"BRUCE WILL BITE WHO BRUCE WANTS! BRUCE IS ANGRY! BRUCE'S PLANS ARE RUINED! BRUCE IS GONNA FIND A VOLCANO AND TOSS HIS "FAMILY" IN TO IT!"

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Originally Posted by emjay View Post
"Remember to only pretend to bite," she called over to the Yeti pair with a bright smile. Oh she knew how easy to get carried away once you were in character, but she didn't want anyone hurt. Aww, and look! Cassie was their baby Yeti, how sweet! Nessa beamed at her friend for jumping right in and she wandered through the room some more to see what else was going on.
Aw man, WHAT? Pretend bite?!? Aw man..................



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Bruce, with his KEEN SENSES, couldn't help but notice he had approaching company. Like, what was WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE?

"YOU BETTER HAVE INTERVIEW QUESTIONS FOR BRUCE, DUMB TRAVELERS. LIKE, HARD THOUGHT PROVOKING SOLID QUESTIONS THAT WILL IMPRESS PROFESSOR HISTORY! AND IF YOU'RE A SLYTHERIN, TAKE MY WIFE AND GET OFF THIS MOUNTAIN OR I WILL PRETEND BITE YOU SO HARD!"
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