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Old 07-29-2014, 02:29 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Kirsten Delbin
Hufflepuff
Fifth Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Mateo Theodore
Slytherin
Fifth Year

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SPOILER!!: Ethan and Zhara
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Originally Posted by Mordred View Post
Ethan got a marker, and while the parchment was still taped on his face, he drew a single arched eyebrow somewhere in the middle of the yeti’s eyes. He can’t see okay, but you get the idea. Raised brow for Bruce. The male yeti’s karate chops did not impress Zelda at all.

Zelda even placed a hand on Bruce’s face to stop him.

“GRRRR…NONONO!!! BRUCE SHOULD PILLAGE THE VILLAGE AND ZELDA TAKES CARE OF CHILDREN!!!” Ethan knew there was an ickle first year beside him, and he or she would be the perfect extra for this scene. He couldn't see because of the mask, so instead...got hold of Professor Cassie, and showed her to Bruce. Oops? Hopefully she'd play along?

Oh yes Bruce, you are a Papa. And Zelda’s your wifey. And this child is your offspring! “BAD DADA BRUCE! BAD! GRRRRRRR…” Ethan then stood in front of the person he nicked from nearby, protecting him...or her from Bruce.

Ah...Merlin forbid. He forgot about putting holes on his mask!
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What.


How had this happened? One minute Bruce is KING OF SNOW MOUNTAIN, ready to sign some autographs maybe, definitely peg a Slytherin or two with a snowball - and NOW HE HAD MARITAL PROBLEMS, A YETI BABY, AND 99 PROBLEMS!

AND THE SLYTHERIN WAS ONE.

BRUCE BIT THAT HAND. RAWR. STUPID ZELDA PUTTING HER HAND IN A YETI'S MOUTH? In fact, Bruce bit (and Zahra held on! RAWRRR!). MOUTH KARATE INITIATED!

She shook his hand, like a dog with a bone, before letting it go to TELL HER WHAT BRUCE THOUGHT!

"GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMA, UGLY YETI. YOU'RE CRAMPING MY YETI STYLE!" And even though Bruce AND Zahra were fairly fond of Professor Snaps-A-Lot? NO ROOM FOR BABY YETI's EITHER. "BRUCE EATS BABY YETI'S FOR BREAKFAST. GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. YOU SMELL LIKE A MOOSE. EW. SHOO. BYE. BRUCE SAYS BYE."


She was in mid snap, MID SNAP, when she felt someone take her arm. Children? Dada? Cassie looked up at Ethan and then started to have a fit of giggles. Was she to be the baby? Oh this was fun. "OHMYGOSH!!!" she squealed with excitement and clapped before snapping. "I mean" She had to get into character, right? RIGHT?

In a squeakier voice than she already carried Cassie tried to sound babish, "Bad Dada, bad. Rawr" Baby Rawr sounds were super fun! Her green eyes widened when she saw Zhara put Ethan's hand in her mouth and she gasped dramatically. "Whaaaa Rawr Whaa Rawr, No bite mamma"

Taking her hands and putting them up like she was clawing at Bruce to stop hurting Zelda. "Eat baby? Rawr rawr no rawr rawr dada love baby Yeti"

This was soooo super fun!
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