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Stefan · 07-29-2014, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz

What.

How had this happened? One minute Bruce is KING OF SNOW MOUNTAIN, ready to sign some autographs maybe, definitely peg a Slytherin or two with a snowball - and NOW HE HAD MARITAL PROBLEMS, A YETI BABY, AND 99 PROBLEMS!

AND THE SLYTHERIN WAS ONE.

BRUCE BIT THAT HAND. RAWR. STUPID ZELDA PUTTING HER HAND IN A YETI'S MOUTH? In fact, Bruce bit (and Zahra held on! RAWRRR!). MOUTH KARATE INITIATED!

She shook his hand, like a dog with a bone, before letting it go to TELL HER WHAT BRUCE THOUGHT!

"GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMA, UGLY YETI. YOU'RE CRAMPING MY YETI STYLE!" And even though Bruce AND Zahra were fairly fond of Professor Snaps-A-Lot? NO ROOM FOR BABY YETI's EITHER. "BRUCE EATS BABY YETI'S FOR BREAKFAST. GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. YOU SMELL LIKE A MOOSE. EW. SHOO. BYE. BRUCE SAYS BYE."

He…or rather Zelda was being a good momma to their child, and what about Bruce? He’s being a baaaaaad daddy-o. Hmm. Maybe that’s how male yetis are? They leave their partners and children behind, then continue to be loners? What a sad, ugly life yetis have.

Then…BITING HAPPENED.

“GRRRRRRRYeeeooowwwccccchhhhahahahahaha…ouchouchouchahahahaha!” Ethan shook his hand as Bruce…or Zahra, (he can’t tell anymore) let go of his hand. It’s still intact, but there are bite marks right there. Moving on, as if the bites were nothing. “GRAARRRRRRRRR!!! WHO YE CALLING UGLY?! GRRRRRR. At least I got curls and braids and ribbons!” ZELDA called out angrily. How dare BRUCE call HER ugly? Though he got those curling services for free from a fellow female yeti, SHE still looked FANTABULOUS.

And yes, bad daddy yeti right there. “GRRRRAARRRRRRRR…YOU’RE TOO CRANKY. YOU NEED TO RELAX! Grrrrrr……………you want me to braid your whiskers?”

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Stefan Abraxan Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Under Blueprints Posts: 25,495 Hogwarts RPG Name: Mackenzie Alistaire Mordaunt Slytherin Fifth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Yoji Christopher Reed Ravenclaw First Year x12 x12	Post 4 :: I don't even know anymore. XD Use them as props you guys! :3 Jedi Master•General Iroh•Java Junkie• King ♛ Stefan •Mycroft Holmes•Dragon Lord•Druid Boy Quote: Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz What. How had this happened? One minute Bruce is KING OF SNOW MOUNTAIN, ready to sign some autographs maybe, definitely peg a Slytherin or two with a snowball - and NOW HE HAD MARITAL PROBLEMS, A YETI BABY, AND 99 PROBLEMS! AND THE SLYTHERIN WAS ONE. BRUCE BIT THAT HAND. RAWR. STUPID ZELDA PUTTING HER HAND IN A YETI'S MOUTH? In fact, Bruce bit (and Zahra held on! RAWRRR!). MOUTH KARATE INITIATED! She shook his hand, like a dog with a bone, before letting it go to TELL HER WHAT BRUCE THOUGHT! "GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMA, UGLY YETI. YOU'RE CRAMPING MY YETI STYLE!" And even though Bruce AND Zahra were fairly fond of Professor Snaps-A-Lot? NO ROOM FOR BABY YETI's EITHER. "BRUCE EATS BABY YETI'S FOR BREAKFAST. GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. YOU SMELL LIKE A MOOSE. EW. SHOO. BYE. BRUCE SAYS BYE." He…or rather Zelda was being a good momma to their child, and what about Bruce? He’s being a baaaaaad daddy-o. Hmm. Maybe that’s how male yetis are? They leave their partners and children behind, then continue to be loners? What a sad, ugly life yetis have. Then…BITING HAPPENED. “GRRRRRRRYeeeooowwwccccchhhhahahahahaha…ouchouchouchahahahaha!” Ethan shook his hand as Bruce…or Zahra, (he can’t tell anymore) let go of his hand. It’s still intact, but there are bite marks right there. Moving on, as if the bites were nothing. “GRAARRRRRRRRR!!! WHO YE CALLING UGLY?! GRRRRRR. At least I got curls and braids and ribbons!” ZELDA called out angrily. How dare BRUCE call HER ugly? Though he got those curling services for free from a fellow female yeti, SHE still looked FANTABULOUS. And yes, bad daddy yeti right there. “GRRRRAARRRRRRRR…YOU’RE TOO CRANKY. YOU NEED TO RELAX! Grrrrrr……………you want me to braid your whiskers?” __________________ "It didn't go quite as planned." \| The Underground Studio Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale.