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Mad Eye Touz · 07-29-2014, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mordred

Ethan got a marker, and while the parchment was still taped on his face, he drew a single arched eyebrow somewhere in the middle of the yeti’s eyes. He can’t see okay, but you get the idea. Raised brow for Bruce. The male yeti’s karate chops did not impress Zelda at all.

Zelda even placed a hand on Bruce’s face to stop him.

“GRRRR…NONONO!!! BRUCE SHOULD PILLAGE THE VILLAGE AND ZELDA TAKES CARE OF CHILDREN!!!” Ethan knew there was an ickle first year beside him, and he or she would be the perfect extra for this scene. He couldn't see because of the mask, so instead...got hold of Professor Cassie, and showed her to Bruce. Oops? Hopefully she'd play along?

Oh yes Bruce, you are a Papa. And Zelda’s your wifey. And this child is your offspring! “BAD DADA BRUCE! BAD! GRRRRRRR…” Ethan then stood in front of the person he nicked from nearby, protecting him...or her from Bruce.

Ah...Merlin forbid. He forgot about putting holes on his mask!

What.

How had this happened? One minute Bruce is KING OF SNOW MOUNTAIN, ready to sign some autographs maybe, definitely peg a Slytherin or two with a snowball - and NOW HE HAD MARITAL PROBLEMS, A YETI BABY, AND 99 PROBLEMS!

AND THE SLYTHERIN WAS ONE.

BRUCE BIT THAT HAND. RAWR. STUPID ZELDA PUTTING HER HAND IN A YETI'S MOUTH? In fact, Bruce bit (and Zahra held on! RAWRRR!). MOUTH KARATE INITIATED!

She shook his hand, like a dog with a bone, before letting it go to TELL HER WHAT BRUCE THOUGHT!

"GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMA, UGLY YETI. YOU'RE CRAMPING MY YETI STYLE!" And even though Bruce AND Zahra were fairly fond of Professor Snaps-A-Lot? NO ROOM FOR BABY YETI's EITHER. "BRUCE EATS BABY YETI'S FOR BREAKFAST. GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. YOU SMELL LIKE A MOOSE. EW. SHOO. BYE. BRUCE SAYS BYE."

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Mad Eye Touz Diricawl Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Throne. Posts: 26,786 Hogwarts RPG Name: Zahra Kettleburn Seventh Year	Caled and Lex can join us if you're looking for a special brand of fun! Inside Kitty \| HIT ENTER \| UNO Queen Quote: Originally Posted by Mordred Ethan got a marker, and while the parchment was still taped on his face, he drew a single arched eyebrow somewhere in the middle of the yeti’s eyes. He can’t see okay, but you get the idea. Raised brow for Bruce. The male yeti’s karate chops did not impress Zelda at all. Zelda even placed a hand on Bruce’s face to stop him. “GRRRR…NONONO!!! BRUCE SHOULD PILLAGE THE VILLAGE AND ZELDA TAKES CARE OF CHILDREN!!!” Ethan knew there was an ickle first year beside him, and he or she would be the perfect extra for this scene. He couldn't see because of the mask, so instead...got hold of Professor Cassie, and showed her to Bruce. Oops? Hopefully she'd play along? Oh yes Bruce, you are a Papa. And Zelda’s your wifey. And this child is your offspring! “BAD DADA BRUCE! BAD! GRRRRRRR…” Ethan then stood in front of the person he nicked from nearby, protecting him...or her from Bruce. Ah...Merlin forbid. He forgot about putting holes on his mask! What. How had this happened? One minute Bruce is KING OF SNOW MOUNTAIN, ready to sign some autographs maybe, definitely peg a Slytherin or two with a snowball - and NOW HE HAD MARITAL PROBLEMS, A YETI BABY, AND 99 PROBLEMS! AND THE SLYTHERIN WAS ONE. BRUCE BIT THAT HAND. RAWR. STUPID ZELDA PUTTING HER HAND IN A YETI'S MOUTH? In fact, Bruce bit (and Zahra held on! RAWRRR!). MOUTH KARATE INITIATED! She shook his hand, like a dog with a bone, before letting it go to TELL HER WHAT BRUCE THOUGHT! "GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMA, UGLY YETI. YOU'RE CRAMPING MY YETI STYLE!" And even though Bruce AND Zahra were fairly fond of Professor Snaps-A-Lot? NO ROOM FOR BABY YETI's EITHER. "BRUCE EATS BABY YETI'S FOR BREAKFAST. GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. YOU SMELL LIKE A MOOSE. EW. SHOO. BYE. BRUCE SAYS BYE." __________________