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Old 07-25-2014, 12:32 PM   #93 (permalink)
Pips
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*HICCUP!*

SPOILER!!: Zhara
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So......... if Zahra caught the cookie in her mouth, ole Slytherin over there had to wash crystal balls all the live long day?

IT. WAS. ON. Unfortunately for that Slytherin Cutty, who was usually not all that annoying for a Slytherin, Zahra was REALLY GOOD at catching things in her mouth. Years of practice with Toussaint.

"OH SNAP!" Zahra yelled, or tried to. When you had a fortune cookie clenched in your teeth, there was only so much articulation you could do. She BIT DOWN and CRUNCHED CRUNCHED CRUNCHED the cookie. ....it had something funny about it going on, texture... but that didn't stop Zahra from saying, "HOPE YOU HAVE FUN CLEANING CRYSTAL BALLS!" Chew chew.... OH! RIGHT! PAPER! in the cookie! HAHA! Zahra had already chewed it to an unrecognizable mess, so she just went ahead swallowed.




Zahra felt like she ate a hairball, so yeahhhhh "YO. Me. Refill, please! And how about some marshmallows, too?"

It was too bad she only got one cookie thrown at her though. Professor Snappy had a whole big bucket of them. Why not share?

As for Professor...Merlin, what was her name again? ... her question.. "....uhm......" her first thought was..."What if... you EAT the fortune paper, right... and when you poop out the paper, it's got a tailor-made fortune on it. I mean 'cause then the paper would have FIRST hand knowledge of what you were made of. YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT and all that. It'd just need some charms or whatnot and junk," so yeah,that was bloody brilliant. Throw this Lioness another cookie, she was ACING some Diviniation. WHO KNEW SHE HAD THE EYE? Haha!




Studenties wanted more hot chocolate and Pips was going to show he was a good elf. Yes Pips was a good elf. Hurrying along he moved towards the loud studentie first, "Hot chocolate missus" Pouring her more . Pips jumped a bit at her question and nodded eagerly "Pips gets marshmallows, Pips is a good elf"

Hiccup

He moved quickly and found the tiny marshmallows and brought them back to the studentie.

SPOILER!!: Adi
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Originally Posted by FearlessLeader19 View Post
Adi drained his cup of the last of the hot chocolate. Keeping warm was a good excuse to consume this deliciousness. Yep. But he was paying attention to Professor Cassie. The fortune cookie's history was rather interesting. Especially the part about Japan. He had always associated it with Chinese.

The third year pondered on the woman's question. Raising his hand a minute later, he said, "Put fortunes in to the cookies based on Zodiac sign, maybe? That way persons could just say which sign they fall under and they'd receive a cookie from that particular batch.'' Adi eyed the House elf who had asked if they wanted more hot chocolate (Pips). He waved his hand to attract the elf's attention. "Hi. Can I have a refill please?'' He whispered that part, not wanting to disturb the class because of his sweet craving.


Moving to another studentie Pips poured more hot chocolate for the boy. "Pips is a good elf" He said as he moved. Hiccup hiccup

SPOILER!!: Alexa
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Originally Posted by DaniDiNardo View Post
The inevitable had finally come to pass. With that last gulp, Alexa was through with her hot chocolate and her insides were getting cold from the sudden heat withdrawal. This needed fixing, it did, but it'd take her getting another cup of the stuff. Lex spun her head in a few directions, trying to find a reasonably close house elf but her attention was drawn back to the Professor at the sound of her name. A cat? No, just an Astronomer, though she'd hardly be saying that so she sat a bit straighter in her seat as if to show the woman now had her undivided attention.

If you asked her there were enough responses to allow for her silence and she thought it could have gone unquestioned, but it seemed the Professor had a question for her specifically. "I have Professor." Three words. Now way could one get in trouble for those.

At that she turned, realizing her opportunity for a fresh cup was within reach. "I'll have one." She informed the elf before snatching one from the serving tray. There, the world was in perfect order once more and her sipping motion could continu--

EHHHHH???

Sweet Merlin someone tell her the woman did NOT just say they'd be baking. This WAS Muggle Studies all over again except with no Lottie to do the work for her. Yeah...no, she didn't know how to make those things. This wouldn't end well.


Hiccup Hiccup Hiccup

Pips moved to the next studentie and began pouring more hot chocolate in her cup.

SPOILER!!: Kace
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Originally Posted by Expecto-Penguin View Post
SPOILER!!: Pips the House Elf!



Kace heard the house elf Pip was it? Yup it was him and he wanted more hot chocolate. He was out and wanted a fresh glass. He raised his hand and said to the little guy, "Hey I want some please?" he asked politely. Then he heard the professor laugh at his response. He was glad he made her day. It is what he aims to do. Then he paid attention to her lecture and made a couple notes.

But now he had a theory for the muggle and wizarding world. "Professor I think in the muggle world for fortune cookies, they might have a random generator and just put random fortunes in the cookies. But in the wizarding worldl like Simon said, I think there is a charm used." He was gonna stick with his fellow friends theory. It seemed logical to him.


Hiccup

Pips moved to the next table and filled the studenties cup.

SPOILER!!: Zander
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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack View Post
Merlin. POOP the fortune out?! Someone please take this girl away.

... Dear Merlin....

But ooh hot chocolate? Zander watched as the hiccuping elf made his way around the room. As the elf came around his table the Gryffindor waved his hand at him. "I'd like another please!" Poor house elves doing so much work. And the other one was just cleaning up in the middle of the room. The third year sent a smile towards him because wow, they were pretty hard workers, those elves.


The studenties were all so nice saying please. "Missus and Masters all saying please to Pips, Pips is a good elf" He poured the cup of hot chocolate before moving quickly to another studentie.

SPOILER!!: Grayson
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Spot on! His answer was spot on!

A moment to be proud of himself? YES PLEASE.

The moment was short-lived when he heard the sound of the house elf's question. More hot chocolate? "Yeah, some for me too," Pause. "Please?" Because he had manners somewhere deep deep down inside him and he was told that if you needed something from someone, manners worked well. And charm. Two very important things.

What Grayson was taking from this discussion was that fortune cookies weren't that accurate. They didn't read your birth chart or Astrology sign or whatever so they knew absolutely zilch about you. And fate? That was still a bit wholly, wasn't it? Fate. He didn't care much for it, or knew too much about it, sooooo the fifteen year old shrugged it off.

As for the question, he was going to go with what Simon had said because it was SMART. "I agree with what Simon said. A spell would be dead useful for something like this. It'd be individual to you, yeah? Maybe THAT's why you have to take a bite of the fortune cookie first." Or touch the piece of paper inside and then wait a couple of seconds for your fortune to generate?

Whatever. He agreed.


More studenties wanted hot chocolate and Pips was going to do that.

Hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup

"Pips is here to get you hot chocolate" He poured the hot liquid in the cup.


Hearing the Missus words Pips knew it was almost time for them to get to more work. Was everything ready? He looked around the kitchen with his big watery eyes.

Hiccup Hiccup
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