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There was a reason that people didn't mix brownies and cheese, and that was because they had normal human tastebuds, rather than super human ones like Selina and Vivi. She didn't mention that fact, though, because it seemed sort of pointless to once again direct Selina's attention to the many ways in which they were very not normal.
Instead, Vivi pointed a finger at Selina's nose. "Speaking of very famous, you're supposed to be in there signing stuff. There might be a line of little girls feeling very disappointed about not meeting you right about now. I know I look fierce, but you are fierce, so march your fierce self into that tent and... sign stuff." With lioness pride, because that was how Selina rolled.
Oh, and also? "You know you have to pay for this food, right?"
Selina continued to shove her face with the Cheestastic Browniesplosition. Yes, she had named it. SHE HAD GOOD REASON THOUGH. All delicious things needed a proper name.
Ah. Finger in face. Selina tried to shrink into her skin.
"I don't want to...." Be an adult or sign things or do real work. She wanted to hang out where there was food and talk to other players and do things that were not work related.
"Can't I just.....pretend I'm sick and stay here?" Sigh. Vivi was right. She absolutely HATED when that happened. Pout face.
"Fine...I'll go. But if I get hand cramps, you need to spoon feed me dinner tonight."
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Selina dropped all of the food in her hand at once. What?! No, no. She thought this was free. Not to be that person, but it was technically against Selina's religion to pay for food. At a function.
"Why did you let me EAT this rip-off food?" Worst day ever.