Wow.

She was really, really excitable. It was nice to see someone so peppy and happy. Merlin, he'd encountered a lot of perky people at Hogwarts so far. And she spoke very quickly. He paused. Errr... Were girls always like this? The puzzled boy didn't have too much time to wonder that thought as she was waiting for him.
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Hi Lana. I'm Simon," he said and then paused. Now what
HAD he been thinking about? Lots and lots of things... But what specifically that he wished to share with this over-excitable stranger? "
I was wondering what he was thinking but I was also just very, very bored so it looked like fun to copy his stance." Now for her question, Simon wracked his brains. He had read somewhere in the many texts about Hogwarts about why Gregory the Smarmy ended up here. Oh right! The Battle of Hogwarts. "
Well Lana meet Gregory. Gregory meet Lana," he explained, introducing the girl to the statue. Yep, introductions. He didn't know what he was doing. He just went for it for once. It worked for Ethan and Zander. "
Well he, Greg, invented a potion that made the drinker think whomever he gave it to his best friend. I've read that this used to have be a secret passageway outside the school but the passageway sort of caved in and he's been relocated here."
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So what are you doing up here?"