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And then things got even WORSE. JEEZ.
Cinna was here? CINNA?! Sure, he trusted her and was probably glad that it wasn't someone sassy here but this was a little awkward, no? Love potions and whatnot. Regardless, Grayson tried to look as innocent as possible, because that's what he was. INNOCENT. With capital letters, thank you. Even if the situation looked freaking dodgy, something even he could admit.
He was VERY offended with that question. "MEEEEEEEEE?" he started, in a very dramatic fashion, "I did nothing. I smirked, tried to be a knight in shining armour and now I'm the hero amongst a battlefield." He held up a hand to indicate the ground around him. See? INNOCENT. "I was wandering around, she came up to me -- dunno, she probably likes me or whatever, or wanted to be best buds," he said, waving a hand dismissively, "THEN, the suit of armour CAME TO LIFE! And it started stomping around for no reason."
"And THEN it started stomping towards US," he said, gesturing to himself and the weird girl on the floor, "She was using me as a shield so I did the only thing I could: stun the armour. The spell went everywhere and did nothing to the armour buuuuuuuuuuut," He stopped to glance down at the girl before glancing up at Cinna with a helpless expression spread across his face. "THEN the armours crashes and limbs flew EVERYWHERE. I tried to wake her up but nothing's working."
SEE? Was that his fault? 'Course not.
"Help? Please?"
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