Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
Impish laughter filled the Great Hall as Peeves went zigzagging through on his way to the Gryffindor House table. Gryffindors were the BEST to have a little fun with. They were so hot headed and made the best sort of messes.
Messes like the one room in the boys' dormitory.
"LOOKY HERE!" he sang when he spotted the Gryffindor Head of House. MORE FUN TO BE HAD! MORE CHAOS TO BE MADE! Today was a very good day for Peeves. Very good indeed. "GRYFFINDORS MAKE A MESS! BOOM BOOM KABOOM WENT THE PILLOWS! MESSY MESSY! THE DISASTER ZONE WILL SURELY MAKE YOU GROAN!"
The kissy kissy Gryffindor was here as well. Peeves made loud and disgusting kissy faces and noises in her direction.
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog. 
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |