 Dani's Citrus Duck Spawn | Mama Giraffe | Lemon PATch | Pushed the Red Button
Why did teachers ALWAYS ask questions before they actually taught stuff? Despite having private tutors for most of his life, Dima was clueless in all of his classes. He was SHAMING his nerd house, ok? Or it least it felt that way. Even the other first years knew things, and here he was blanking out.
C'mon, Toussaint. Think. Make up a fact. Say SOMETHING.
".... er... I think there was that one time when... uh.... you know that one Muggle guy, professor? You know who I'm talking about, right? I don't have to say his name? He saw.... um..... Harry Potter.... transfigure a cucumber into a.... uh... parakeet."
It had to have happened sometime, yeah?
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__________________________________..____this is why we can't have nice things, darling. |