OH WHAT FUN WHAT FUN!

"BRAVEY WAVEY ZANDY MAKE THINGS GO BOOM!" Peeves shriek with delight. Even better than the poltergeist had anticipated. Oooooooooooooooooh Gryffindors in troouble! "PEEVSEY GO TELL PLANT LADY WHAT YOU DO! POOR ZANDY WANDY BE FED TO FLESH EATING PLANTSIES!"

Spinning around like a top on the spot, he noticed the other one trying to sneak up on him. Silly willy Gryffindor. No one sneaks up on him! Zooming forward, Peeves took hold of Kevin's nose and gave it a tight squeeze while blowing a raspberry right in his face and then zoomed over to one of the windows.

All this for a chocolate frog card? Peeves was amused.

"YOU WANT IT BACK? GO FETCH!" he proclaimed as he tossed the card right out the window. "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

And then he turned himself invisible and was gone.