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hermionesclone 
Till he's 30! Sweet MERLIN! "You're lucky that your secret's safe with me, mate," he said, "'Magine getting grounded until you're 30. That's torture!" He didn't think he could have survived that one week he had been grounded that one time some time ago. The bunny ear quotes earned the Gryffindor another snort. He wasn't going to say anything about the nice master stuff but he did understand house elf cruelty and why it wasn't great. And Bay thought a lot about this, did't he? "Life would be simpler if we had one." Uh huh. "WELL. I mean, they have to have one. A secret one that they don't tell anyone about and one that we," He gestured to himself and Bay. "can't see. Or they're BORN with it."
The chicken leg that was sticking out of Bay's mouth while they were talking about pranking only amused Grayson even more. "'Xactly! I really think we can pull something like this off." And well, considering they were both pranksters and had a knack for this kind of thing.
"MAN, your parents are really easygoing," he said, shaking his head, "Take advantage of that. You open up that joke shop. AND. I'd better get discounts." SMIRK. Juuuuust saying. It wasn't a bad idea, just like pranking a Professor wasn't a bad idea. No one old? Uh huh. Grayson nodded along to that. They didn't want anyone dying. The repercussions from that would be............ WELL. Mr Kirby? "The Groundskeeper? Big, beefy dude who looks like he gobbles tiny kids and rocks on the regular?" THAT one? "Oh MAN!" Grayson chuckled. "If we can pull it off without him getting a whiff of this AND without him blowing up, then let's do it. You're on!" This was GOOD.
The idea of being shown everything in the sneaky department, especially something like sneaking food into a classroom, did appeal to the Slytherin. So, with a smirk, he nodded along and said, "Consider it a deal, then." Uh huh. "You're not bad, you know."
"I would hate it.. we live in the woods with like no neighbours anyways so it would be like prison" he added.. why would anyone want to live in the woods with no one around never clued into him but hey thats where his parents lived and thats where he had to stay.. once he was out on his own he would totally be living in a flat in London. nods……..
so both boys were talking elf cooking schools… awesome.. maybe one day if he ever spotted one he will ask.. maybe he should mention that to Grayson..
"When I see an house elf' i'll ask" there…. but it was still on his mind.. like do they need to be a certain age to be a house elf or do they start from infants… come to think of it he has never seen a baby house elf.. would it be cute or ugly… hmmmm.. so many questions of the universe.
Grayson's excitement was totally infectious now Bay wanted to Prank someone right now.. but he didn't have anything on him. shucks…. but listening to Grayson's thought about the big dude..
"yeah we couldn't get caught because he would totally squish us like bugs.. or for like punishment he would use us as weights or something….." yeah Bay didn't want to be bench pressed or used as a dung bell…
"your not so bad your self" he said back to his new friend… he finished his mouthful of food as he looked ad his what..
"ahhhhhh" he said as he got up quickly..
"I totally forgot I have to meet up with my girlfriend…" he got out from the bench and picked up his bag and another chicken leg for the road..
"we will have to continue this chat mate.. I want to start planning… I'll send you an owl or note or something but we can't let this year go by without doing it" it was true.. a good old' prank that could make people laugh and no one knew who it was would be WICKED.
"see ya" he said as he started to run for his room to change.. showing up to meet Lux with food all over his clothes would be bad form.