06-03-2014, 08:49 PM
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexander River Hirsch Gryffindor Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: -- x11 x11
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Originally Posted by Grrr..Meow He was really starting to like Grayson… he seemed like he was already starting to forget about this summer and on the train.. phew….. "yeah my mum would ground me till I'm 30 if she heard me say that" he looked around nervously to add to the effect. but yeah he'd totally love to have a house elf.. "I mean I totally would be a nice "master" he threw up the bunny ear quotes. "and like be fair and stuff its just man I wonder if theres a cooking school for elves? or like do they just know" he squinted his eyes…. he had so many questions and he was being so deep about it.
He still had food in his hands while he was talking so now he decided it was best for him to actually eat some of it.. ommmmmmm nooommmmm nommmmm. chicken leg in mouth Grayson was talking about the ferret thing.. he almost spit some of it out.. "yeah… i could just see it now.. everyone would totally freak out" nodding… its something that would go down in hogwarts prank history thats for sure. "i'm pretty sure they would" he shrugged his shoulders… other than them being health nuts they pretty much let him do what ever he wanted… yup… he was surely a lucky boy… i mean man.. Okay now Grayson was on board….. he leaned in… so they couldn't be over heard.. "well no one too old… don't want to give them a heart attack….and no one too mean.. i think we should target someone who's easy going… maybe mr.kirby?? i know he's huge and all but i think he'd be a good sport about it?" he laughed and looked around some more… thats all he needed was to be over heard. "Stick with me kid and i'll show you everything" he winked… he wouldn't show just anyone how to sneak in chocolate frogs but Grayson was starting to rub off on him and Bay wouldn't mind him showing him the ropes of sneakiness. Till he's 30! Sweet MERLIN! "You're lucky that your secret's safe with me, mate," he said, "'Magine getting grounded until you're 30. That's torture!" He didn't think he could have survived that one week he had been grounded that one time some time ago. The bunny ear quotes earned the Gryffindor another snort. He wasn't going to say anything about the nice master stuff but he did understand house elf cruelty and why it wasn't great. And Bay thought a lot about this, did't he? "Life would be simpler if we had one." Uh huh. "WELL. I mean, they have to have one. A secret one that they don't tell anyone about and one that we," He gestured to himself and Bay. "can't see. Or they're BORN with it."
The chicken leg that was sticking out of Bay's mouth while they were talking about pranking only amused Grayson even more. "'Xactly! I really think we can pull something like this off." And well, considering they were both pranksters and had a knack for this kind of thing. "MAN, your parents are really easygoing," he said, shaking his head, "Take advantage of that. You open up that joke shop. AND. I'd better get discounts." SMIRK. Juuuuust saying. It wasn't a bad idea, just like pranking a Professor wasn't a bad idea. No one old? Uh huh. Grayson nodded along to that. They didn't want anyone dying. The repercussions from that would be............ WELL. Mr Kirby? "The Groundskeeper? Big, beefy dude who looks like he gobbles tiny kids and rocks on the regular?" THAT one? "Oh MAN!" Grayson chuckled. "If we can pull it off without him getting a whiff of this AND without him blowing up, then let's do it. You're on!" This was GOOD.
The idea of being shown everything in the sneaky department, especially something like sneaking food into a classroom, did appeal to the Slytherin. So, with a smirk, he nodded along and said, "Consider it a deal, then." Uh huh. "You're not bad, you know."
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