everyone! In some shape or form :3 astronomizzle ♧ gryffinDORK | & the rest is drag ♣ #badluckDerf That........wasn't funny. Poking at his mysophobia like that and Basil was about to point this out when his two employees went on the attack and turned him into a mummy bunny.
Even more NOT funny, by the way. HE COULDN'T EVEN GET TO HIS SPRAY BOTTLE OR WAND OR LDSKFJSLDFJDSLKDJSLJLSFSFJJSL. TOILET PAPER WAS SUCH AN UNSANITARY THING TO WRAP HIM IN. IT HAD THE WORD TOILET IN IT OVERREACTING FLAILING AND GRUMBLY NOISES WERE GOING ON!
And then there were kids at the door and the man felt the slightest pull on his heart strings before quickly dismissing it and replacing that emotion with grumpiness and sheer annoyance at the situation he had been thrown into. It was easier to be grumpy and hate life. Yes, he had worn the costume to play along. No he did not want to be front and center - or whatever he was going to be with this charade - couldn't Jorge and Victoria just let him beeeeeeeeee?!
Apparently not and he wouldn't ever admit that he admired how good everyone was being with the kids. Nope. Never. Except maybe slight raises in their paychecks since they had been the ones to initiate the participation and make a good name for the Prophet despite his stubbornness to not be a location for the event.
He foolishly jumped when Victoria jumped out from behind him to scare the kids and, thanks to his limbs being smushed down against his sides, lost his balance and fell with a dull thud on to his side at everyone's feet. At least he hadn't landed on his face?
Merlin help him.
"............little help here?"
And NOW a ghost was here too? Or not. Just kidding. It had just floated right on past them. Weird. Creepy. MORE TO GRUMBLE ABOUT.
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