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Old 05-30-2014, 02:44 AM   #327 (permalink)
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To be quite honest with herself, Elodie was all for this class to just end now. Her mood was in a place that she didn't want it to be, and that included wanting to tip the contents of her cauldron over certain peoples heads. But that was a waste of a solid effort on her part, and she was going to need proof that she'd done some work this class instead of just threatening to hit kids. She spent a moment pinning her hair up once more as it had started to fall out of its place in a frantic stress that she always got into in these classes, and then she added one drop of doxy venom.

One drop, and that was it. No more, no less. Just one drop.

She knew to expect smoke, but it still made her recoil in shock and pull a face, before waving her wand to get rid of it. Goodbye smoke. See ya later. Once that was done and her area was smoke free, Elodie added the frog leg and made a ribbit sound as best as she could for about thirty seconds or so. Just to pass the time, because she was fed up of being stuck in her own silence. The fact that they were supposed to whisper to their potion struck her strangely and she pulled the funniest of faces in the direction of the professor. Whisper? Really? Was that necessary? What if she couldn't think of something?

Herself.

She was inspirational.

Look at her. Here. Tall. Pretty. Prefect. Awesome. And...kind of lonely. But still. Inspirational. Left behind by two parents, treated ridiculously awfully by two siblings, and without her daily kisses from her boyfriend. Completely inspirational. But she didn't want to seem big headed or anything, and settled against picking herself for this task. Instead, she went with something she overheard her mother telling her sister over and over again. But then she decided against it. She'd just say her mothers name. She was inspirational, and Elodie missed her day in, day out. Sure, she could have gone for something her mother said, like 'love is louder than the pressure to be perfect', but nope.

She leant in closely, and whispered the name of her mother to the potion.

All three names. Jessie. And Eve. And Robertser.

And then she was done. She was done with her potion and everything was good. She felt at ease with things about her family, she felt proud of her mother, proud of herself and she was free to go. After she tidied up after herself, finished up her notes and got the hell out of there.


SPOILER!!: Notes
Cabeza de Turco
- unrelated note: Professor Culloden thinks I'm Slytherin like. Mum would be proud.
- means 'a scapegoat' in English
- created between 1542 and 1689 (unknown exactly)
- Something between with the Spanish Inquisition and the Statute of Secrecy. First thing sounds interesting. Do research.
- "Take a cup of this, and you will spill the beans!" (Yeah, okay Professor)
- Said to make you confess your sins
- LIES ↑ ↑ ↑ - made people feel guilty. Especially powerful on muggles.
- Results depend on how strong your will is.

Ingredients

• Purified water (This doesn't mean the spit of a pretty person)
• 10 hippogriff feathers (Could use these to make yourself wings instead)
• Half a unicorn horn (grated)
• Glumbumble parts (emotional bumblebee is not this)
• Half a Fwooper voice chords
• One drop of doxy venom
• Frog leg (legless frog is sad)

Instructions
: Clean. Everything.

1. Grate half of a unicorn horn
2. Heat an empty cauldron at medium heat for a minute ( ↕ ↕ ↕ ↕ )
3. Add 3 glasses of purified water
4. Add hippogriff feathers, one by one.
-- IMPORTANT STEP --
(Will die if not done correctly. Or not. Forgot to listen to what will go wrong, so do this right)
5. Clean a wooden stirrer thoroughly
6. Count to 10 , then stir counter clockwise ONCE ( ↺ )
7. Count to 20 , then stir clockwise ONCE ( ↻ )
8. Count to 30 , then stir counter clockwise ONCE ( ↺ )
9. Add the grated unicorn horn
10. Draw an arrow to the right with your wand
11. Is your potion white? Add Glumbumble parts, if so!
12. Stir clockwise FIVE times ( ↻ )
13. Add Fwooper voice chords
14. Wand waving is a GO.
15. Add [b]ONE[b] drop of doxy venom. (If it doesn't smoke, you're a failure, Failodie)
16. Wave your wand again to get rid of said smoke
17. Add the frog leg
18. Whisper a motivational quote or inspirational persons name.
19. Hit yourself over the head for considering yourself for the previous step.
20. Hit yourself over the head for not choosing yourself for step 18.
21. Hit yourself over the head for adding extra steps that involve self violence.

→ The end result should be a potion that is dark grey, and sits completely still even when being shaken.
→ If the potion is added to a drink (excluding other potions), it will smoke briefly. However, once the smoke is gone, the usual taste and colour of the drink will remain.
→ The strength of the potion coincides with the strength of the victims will. The weaker the will, the longer the potion will last and the more effective it will be.
→ The victim will enjoy (or maybe not) being eaten alive by suppressed guilt that comes back to haunt them and bite them on the behind. Teeth marks on the butt cheeks.
→ Forms of guilt can be induced by anyone, but the brewer has the most power over this. World domination, baby!


After the note taking was finished, Elodie finished gathering her things together, and headed out of the classroom. "Thanks for... everything, 'fessor. Don't let those little nitwits get at you, 'kay? See ya!"
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