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Old 05-28-2014, 11:46 PM   #272 (permalink)
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Okay. So she wasn't allowed to hit the kid on the head with a book. That wasn't fair, but fine. She could deal with it but if he started doing that shouting thing or hand slamming or what the hell ever, she was gonna set fire to his trousers. And she wouldn't care. Little brat. Actually, she'd even tell him she was going to do it and then do it. Just to see the look of horror on his face. Maybe he'd pee himself. That'd be hysterical.

But fine. She wasn't hitting him with her books, and she wasn't going to hit anyone else who thought he was some sort of...ugh whatever. No books on the head for anyone. For now.

With that...kinda over with, she moved on and checked up on her potion that was defffinitely a bright white colour. Because she was awesome and doing things right was exactly what she did. Again, hhahaha to anyone who had FAILED. FAILED. FAILED. FAILED. Good luck being failures at life. Elodie added the glumbumble parts and then stirred five times clockwise. Were they almost done yet? How many things did they have left to do? She actually just wanted to go back to her dorm and nap. Wanting to hit people with books was a tiring experience. And napping was something she enjoyed doing. (So was hitting people over the head or hitting them in general, but..eh)

IN WENT THE VOICE CHORDS.

She expected some sort of thing to happen at that point, but assumed that the voice chords were dead and didn't have much of a function apart from being in her potion right now. But they were in there, and she was over thinking about them and their purpose now. She was all for waving her wand like she was supposed to and updating her notes.

And watching the little brat in case he needed a trouser fire.


SPOILER!!: Notes
Cabeza de Turco
- unrelated note: Professor Culloden thinks I'm Slytherin like. Mum would be proud.
- means 'a scapegoat' in English
- created between 1542 and 1689 (unknown exactly)
- Something between with the Spanish Inquisition and the Statute of Secrecy. First thing sounds interesting. Do research.
- "Take a cup of this, and you will spill the beans!" (Yeah, okay Professor)
- Said to make you confess your sins
- LIES ↑ ↑ ↑ - made people feel guilty. Especially powerful on muggles.
- Results depend on how strong your will is.

Ingredients

• Purified water (This doesn't mean the spit of a pretty person)
• 10 hippogriff feathers (Could use these to make yourself wings instead)
• Half a unicorn horn (grated)
• Glumbumble parts (emotional bumblebee is not this)
• Half a Fwooper voice chords
• One drop of doxy venom
• Frog leg (legless frog is sad)

Instructions
: Clean. Everything.

1. Grate half of a unicorn horn
2. Heat an empty cauldron at medium heat for a minute ( ↕ ↕ ↕ ↕ )
3. Add 3 glasses of purified water
4. Add hippogriff feathers, one by one.
-- IMPORTANT STEP --
(Will die if not done correctly. Or not. Forgot to listen to what will go wrong, so do this right)
5. Clean a wooden stirrer thoroughly
6. Count to 10 , then stir counter clockwise ONCE ( ↺ )
7. Count to 20 , then stir clockwise ONCE ( ↻ )
8. Count to 30 , then stir counter clockwise ONCE ( ↺ )
9. Add the grated unicorn horn
10. Draw an arrow to the right with your wand
11. Is your potion white? Add Glumbumble parts, if so!
12. Stir clockwise FIVE times ( ↻ )
13. Add Fwooper voice chords
14. Wand waving is a GO.
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