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Originally Posted by Samira Malfoy Potter Willow felt her face coloring. How-how absolutely revolting! Not only was this insensitive little boy destroying natural life where he sat, but he was flaunting it! "You have someone's mother in your mouth!" she cried. "You are part of the problem plaguing this earth! You just-you just don't care! Don't you realize that poor creature half dangling out of your mouth was once full of life and spirit?" And now...not poor Mrs. Chicken was just a chewed up slobbery mess, never to crow again.
Inexplicably, Willow felt tears of injustice and passion well in her eyes. She was just about to get into it again when--- HOLY MOTHER OF ARTEMIS
Dead. Arm. Sauce. Land. EW ew ew ew! "Ew!" Willow could feel herself convulsing. She didn't even want to look at such monstrous acts let alone have it touch her person.
And this kid, this snot nosed little meat eating brat-he didn't even care! "Listen," said Willow. "I can't understand what you're saying. I don't even think I want to understand what you're saying. Just..."
Oh, forget it. This kid obviously wouldn't listen to reason. He was too engrossed in contributing to mass murder. There was only one way to handle this.
Reaching across the table and grabbing several napkins so as not to contaminate herself, Willow reached over and snatched the chicken from the boy's hands before throwing it on the ground. "Now, will you listen to me please??" Maybe without the distraction of meat the little carnivore would pay attention to the problems plaguing the earth. This girl was yelling now and there were teary eyes and lots of big words. What was she even going on about? Have someone's mother in your mouth??? HAHAH. What did that even mean. Was this some new Slytherin thing? No wonder people tried to stay away from them. If all the Slytherin's turned out like this one...
Zander couldn't help but chuckle as she freaked out over the sauce. "Heh, oops," he shrugged. It was only sauce after all. Nothing to cry out over.
OH NO SHE DIDN'T.
SHE TOUCHED THE CHICKEN! "HEY! I was eating that," he said matter-of-factly. GAH. And she wouldn't be able to listen to her even if he tried. All he would be thinking about is his chicken. Good thing he grabbed more than one leg. He reached towards a second peice on his plate, but then realized how pointless it would be. She'd probably keep fussing until she got her way. UGh. Stupid Slytherins. ".... Well I'm sure you aren't going to leave me alone until I let you speak... So if it means I'll be able to eat in peice, then why not?" Well there were several reasons as to why not and all of them pointed to the fact that this girl was a crazy loon. BUT she did say please? So that was a good start right? All yelling and crazed loonness aside.
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