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iBeJenn · 05-20-2014, 03:18 AM

SPOILER!!: Zander

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Okay there is no way she actually got a shot for cooties, do they even make those? Cooties aren't even real! He literally just made it up to make her uneasy. But yet this girl had an excuse for everrryyything. "Well even if there are shots to cure cooties, how am I supposed to know you actually got one? Huh? Where's the proof?" Ha. Don't have a way out of that one do you firstie? "And I'll have you know, I have a lotta knowledge about cooties," yeah. "I read a book all about them," well technically no. He read a lot of books about a lot of things, but not about cooties BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL. "How do YOU know about cooties?" Hmmmm?

Why does everyone question his househood? He was put in Gryffindor, end of story okay. "First off, it's pronounced HuffLEpuff, not hufferpuff. And secondly, the hat definitely said Gryffindor. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff don't even sound the same!" Hmph. "And for the last time I'M NOT LOONY OKAY?" Could a 'loony one' even carry out a conversation? I think not! "What will it take to convince you?" He could do plenty of things unloony. Like ride a bike. Loony people can't ride bikes. That takes way too much coordination. And he can do arithmancy homework, ocasionally, arithmancy takes an unloony brain to do. And he can even spell the word hippopotamus right. Loony people can't do that. SEEE not loony.

"Well I don't even like badgers. So I can't be a hufflepuff," If that was her reasoning then he'd use it to. What were badgers even like anyways? Plus yellow is definitely not his color. And hufflepuffs were way too touchy-feely and huggy and friendshipy and lovey-dovey and always happy and overly cheerful and no. Not a hufflepuff. Not Zander.

"Well wizards need wands for magic so I'd assume everyone needs a wand for magic? I think.." He didn't know much about magicky wandy things. "And I wasn't talking about the wearing kind of genes," silly little girl "I was talking about the genes in your body with your genetic code and.... never mind. You wouldn't understand." She was just a silly little firstie who believed that her snowglobe can see and that cooties are real. "Either way the squid just doesn't do magic, but he watches us do magic all the time."

Ah the one time this girl wasn't being an insufferable know-it-all. She looked so peaceful and unobtrusive and happy. "I promise to help you build snow-stuff, if you promise not to call me a hufflepuff? Think about it. We could build a whole snow village!" *wiggles eyebrows* This would also be a good time to mention that once winter is over all the snow-things will melt and she will be left with a puddle of water and disappointment, but she looked so happy. Zander would keep that little gem for when she started annoying him again.

A germ shot? Those definitely didn't exist. But he'd play along... "Do you think the healer would have one of those? In the hospital wing?" They weren't even reaaaaal. But if they were and the hospital wing were to have boy germ shots, then Zander could get one and finally convince this girl that he was boy-germ free. Then maybe she would like him. And not think he was a hufflepuff. Which he wasn't. He was totally 100%ly a Gryffindor ok.

"Shhh, you ask too many questions," Goodness gracious did she have an off button? "He's big enough to see with your own eyes. You don't need a 'lookie thing', that's why he's called the GIANT squid," DUHHHH, had she not been listening to a word he said? "You missed it!? He just came up. You were supposed to be looking!" Zander felt emotionally drained. This girl was a handful, that's for sure. Sigh. "I'm sure he'll make another appearance? Maybe we have to call him?"

How did she have proof? This boy was silly. "My mommy put it on my immunimizational records," Ellinia said proudly with a grin. See, she got all her shots and stuff like a big girl. And she had tried her best not to cry too so she was a big girl. But she was going to ignore the whole part where even though she tried not to cry, she did. "Why did you read a book about cooties? Did you read one about snowmen? Can you read me a book about snowmen?" Ellinia liked snowmen. Snowmen were cute and pretty. "My sisters told me all about cooties. And snowmen. You should read me a book about snowmen." And if he asked why the answer was snowman. That one word was good enough.

The girl was about five hundred percent sure that loony boy was lying about the pronunciation of the house names. "So you're telling me you're not a Hufferpuff?" she asked. Because she wasn't quite sure. He was confusing her. Ellinia didn't like that. And the boy was most definitely loony, especially since he was asking her how he could prove to her that he wasn't loony. She pretended to think for a bit before grinning.

"You could read me a story about snowmen!"

Because that wasn't loony at all and she liked snowmen. A lot.

What did he have against badgers? What were badgers? "Why don't you like badgers?" She put the thing on her list of things to find out. She would probably have to go to a book palace and find the book about these weird creatures. They sounded like bat guys to her and she had a feeling they were not half bat, half man creatures. If they were, they were terrifying and loony boy had the right to not like them.

That was confusing. "So if I don't have a wand... I can't do magic?" Ellinia asked, eyes wide. "Then how come when we don't have wands an we're little we can accidentally make things happen?" she asked. Because that was confusing. Her whole face scrunched up in thought before she let out a breath. She didn't want to think about it. It made her snowman's brain hurt. What were jeans? "I don't get it." He was making her snowman's head hurt even more. "I think someone should give the squid their wand and let him do magic." Because it'd be nice for him to do it too instead of watching everyone else do it. "Give him yours."

...

He had a good idea. Ellinia thought about it for a minute before nodding her head. "And we'll get hot chocolate? And we'll build an ice castle?" she asked, eyes wide and hopeful. She wanted an ice castle to jump around in and put her snow globes in. "I want to be the princess of the whole snow village," she added. And she wanted a crown and a stick but she had a wand so she supposed she didn't need the stick. And she also wanted him to be the horsey to give her rides around the village but she'd ask him about that when the time came.

Healer? Hospital wing? What? There was a hospital here? Ellinia hadn't seen a red cross anywhere. She stared at the boy a bit blankly before she shrugged. "Idunno," she replied before petting her snow globe a bit. He was weird. She was a first year, how was she supposed to have all of the answers? He was older so he should have more answers than she did. Silly loony boy.

"I don't ask that many questions." Since when were questions bad? Her mommy always told her to ask questions. It was a way to learn. "Well, I didn't see him!" Ellinia said, pouting. And she had kinda really wanted to. "How do we call him? Does he have a cellie phone? My mommy has one but she wouldn't let me take it here." Which was a shame because there were loads of games on it and she liked all of them.

05-20-2014, 03:18 AM	#131 (permalink)
iBeJenn Hinkypunk Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 12,495 Hogwarts RPG Name: Maya Nam Slytherin Seventh Year x12 x2	SPOILER!!: Zander Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Okay there is no way she actually got a shot for cooties, do they even make those? Cooties aren't even real! He literally just made it up to make her uneasy. But yet this girl had an excuse for everrryyything. "Well even if there are shots to cure cooties, how am I supposed to know you actually got one? Huh? Where's the proof?" Ha. Don't have a way out of that one do you firstie? "And I'll have you know, I have a lotta knowledge about cooties," yeah. "I read a book all about them," well technically no. He read a lot of books about a lot of things, but not about cooties BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL. *"How do YOU* know about cooties?" Hmmmm? Why does everyone question his househood? He was put in Gryffindor, end of story okay. "First off, it's pronounced HuffLEpuff, not hufferpuff. And secondly, the hat definitely said Gryffindor. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff don't even sound the same!" Hmph. "And for the last time I'M NOT LOONY OKAY?"** Could a 'loony one' even carry out a conversation? I think not! "What will it take to convince you?" He could do plenty of things unloony. Like ride a bike. Loony people can't ride bikes. That takes way too much coordination. And he can do arithmancy homework, ocasionally, arithmancy takes an unloony brain to do. And he can even spell the word hippopotamus right. Loony people can't do that. SEEE not loony. "Well I don't even like badgers. So I can't be a hufflepuff," If that was her reasoning then he'd use it to. What were badgers even like anyways? Plus yellow is definitely not his color. And hufflepuffs were way too touchy-feely and huggy and friendshipy and lovey-dovey and always happy and overly cheerful and no. Not a hufflepuff. Not Zander. "Well wizards need wands for magic so I'd assume everyone needs a wand for magic? I think.." He didn't know much about magicky wandy things. "And I wasn't talking about the wearing kind of genes," silly little girl "I was talking about the genes in your body with your genetic code and.... never mind. You wouldn't understand." She was just a silly little firstie who believed that her snowglobe can see and that cooties are real. "Either way the squid just doesn't do magic, but he watches us do magic all the time." Ah the one time this girl wasn't being an insufferable know-it-all. She looked so peaceful and unobtrusive and happy. "I promise to help you build snow-stuff, if you promise not to call me a hufflepuff? Think about it. We could build a whole snow village!" wiggles eyebrows This would also be a good time to mention that once winter is over all the snow-things will melt and she will be left with a puddle of water and disappointment, but she looked so happy. Zander would keep that little gem for when she started annoying him again. A germ shot? Those definitely didn't exist. But he'd play along... "Do you think the healer would have one of those? In the hospital wing?" They weren't even reaaaaal. But if they were and the hospital wing were to have boy germ shots, then Zander could get one and finally convince this girl that he was boy-germ free. Then maybe she would like him. And not think he was a hufflepuff. Which he wasn't. He was totally 100%ly a Gryffindor ok. "Shhh, you ask too many questions," Goodness gracious did she have an off button? "He's big enough to see with your own eyes. You don't need a 'lookie thing', that's why he's called the GIANT squid," DUHHHH, had she not been listening to a word he said? "You missed it!? He just came up. You were supposed to be looking!" Zander felt emotionally drained. This girl was a handful, that's for sure. Sigh. "I'm sure he'll make another appearance? Maybe we have to call him?" How did she have proof? This boy was silly. "My mommy put it on my immunimizational records," Ellinia said proudly with a grin. See, she got all her shots and stuff like a big girl. And she had tried her best not to cry too so she was a big girl. But she was going to ignore the whole part where even though she tried not to cry, she did. "Why did you read a book about cooties? Did you read one about snowmen? Can you read me a book about snowmen?" Ellinia liked snowmen. Snowmen were cute and pretty. "My sisters told me all about cooties. And snowmen. You should read me a book about snowmen." And if he asked why the answer was snowman. That one word was good enough. The girl was about five hundred percent sure that loony boy was lying about the pronunciation of the house names. "So you're telling me you're not a Hufferpuff?" she asked. Because she wasn't quite sure. He was confusing her. Ellinia didn't like that. And the boy was most definitely loony, especially since he was asking her how he could prove to her that he wasn't loony. She pretended to think for a bit before grinning. "You could read me a story about snowmen!" Because that wasn't loony at all and she liked snowmen. A lot. What did he have against badgers? What were badgers? "Why don't you like badgers?" She put the thing on her list of things to find out. She would probably have to go to a book palace and find the book about these weird creatures. They sounded like bat guys to her and she had a feeling they were not half bat, half man creatures. If they were, they were terrifying and loony boy had the right to not like them. That was confusing. "So if I don't have a wand... I can't do magic?" Ellinia asked, eyes wide. "Then how come when we don't have wands an we're little we can accidentally make things happen?" she asked. Because that was confusing. Her whole face scrunched up in thought before she let out a breath. She didn't want to think about it. It made her snowman's brain hurt. What were jeans? "I don't get it." He was making her snowman's head hurt even more. "I think someone should give the squid their wand and let him do magic." Because it'd be nice for him to do it too instead of watching everyone else do it. "Give him yours." ... He had a good idea. Ellinia thought about it for a minute before nodding her head. "And we'll get hot chocolate? And we'll build an ice castle?" she asked, eyes wide and hopeful. She wanted an ice castle to jump around in and put her snow globes in. "I want to be the princess of the whole snow village," she added. And she wanted a crown and a stick but she had a wand so she supposed she didn't need the stick. And she also wanted him to be the horsey to give her rides around the village but she'd ask him about that when the time came. Healer? Hospital wing? What? There was a hospital here? Ellinia hadn't seen a red cross anywhere. She stared at the boy a bit blankly before she shrugged. "Idunno," she replied before petting her snow globe a bit. He was weird. She was a first year, how was she supposed to have all of the answers? He was older so he should have more answers than she did. Silly loony boy. "I don't ask that many questions." Since when were questions bad? Her mommy always told her to ask questions. It was a way to learn. "Well, I didn't see him!" Ellinia said, pouting. And she had kinda really wanted to. "How do we call him? Does he have a cellie phone? My mommy has one but she wouldn't let me take it here." Which was a shame because there were loads of games on it and she liked all of them. __________________ though we're strangers 'til now, we're choosing a *path* between the s t a r s________________._____________ ♡ ♡_______________________.__________________________ ____i'll leave my .l o v e. between the stars...