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ArianaBlack · 05-19-2014, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by iBeJenn

What did he mean that the shots didn't get rid of cooties? "You're lying. My sisters said I don't have them anymore and Magatia is really smart," Ellinia said sticking her tongue out at Loony Boy. He had to be lying because he was nowhere nearly as smart as her sisters. He didn't even know what boy germs were or cooties. "What do you know about cooties anyways?" Probably nothing because he was a liar. Yup. And he was loony so clearly he didn't know anything about cooties.

He claimed that he wasn't a Hufferpuff. He said it weird though. With an L. Ellinia was pretty sure there was no L in Hufferpuff. "My mommy said loony people hear things in their head that aren't real. Are you sure the hat didn't say Hufferpuff and you thought Gryffindor?" Ellinia asked, tilting her head slightly. And Ellinia was definitely not trying to say that he was weak. She just believed he could not "rock the red and gold" the way her sisters said that she could. What was a Ravenclaw? Ellinia stared at the loony boy blankly.

Ravenclaw... Ravenclaw... Ca-caw? Which one was that? OH WAIT. It was the smartsy one... right?

"I'm not a Ravenclaw. I don't even like birds," Ellinia said while shaking her head. Silly Loony Boy. "And it's because you don't have good answers." Not her fault he gave bad answers that made her ask more questions.

What was the point of a giant squid if he couldn't do magic? Why did the lake even have a squid? "Why can't he do magic without a wand?" Ellinia asked. Because if the squid was a magical creature he should be able to do magic. He was giant because he was born that way? That didn't make sense. "I have jeans too." Like... four pairs of them. Yup. "I don't think they make jeans for squids because they don't have two legs." See, the loony boy was silly.

OOOH. He was talking about something Ellinia liked. "I can't wait for it to snow," Ellinia said, beaming and hugging her snow globe tighter. "It's going to be so pretty and I wanna build a Mrs. Snowman and a Baby Snowman and a Doggie Snowman," she said, going off into her dream world where Winter would be perfect. It would be snow-y and pretty like little white flowers falling from the sky. She couldn't wait for that. "And then I can build a snow house!" And the Snowman family can live in the snow house with a fireplace and all.

... Loony boy was not convincing Ellinia with the whole not being loony thing. "Okay," she said in response. She didn't believe him one bit though. As for the boy germs... "You need a shot for those too. And then you need to put it in a box and put the box in the garbage disposal and have the thingy grind it up," Ellinia said seriously. At least that's what she thought would get rid of it. Her daddy never told her how to get rid of it. He had just said stay away from boys because they had boy germs. Plus, if there was any way to actually get rid of boy germs that was probably the way to do it.

Ellinia squinted her eyes and tried to find the squid. "Shouldn't we have a lookie thing for it? Can't you find him with magic?" she asked, putting her snow globe down on her lap and making a makeshift telescope with her hands. It didn't work. Then loony boy was being all excited about something. What? She saw a thing splash into the lake but she wasn't quite sure what the boy was talking about. "I didn't see it," Ellinia said, eyes wide. Had she missed it? Or was loony boy being loony and seeing things?! "Make it do it again!" Because she wanted to see the squid too.

Okay there is no way she actually got a shot for cooties, do they even make those? Cooties aren't even real! He literally just made it up to make her uneasy. But yet this girl had an excuse for everrryyything. "Well even if there are shots to cure cooties, how am I supposed to know you actually got one? Huh? Where's the proof?" Ha. Don't have a way out of that one do you firstie? "And I'll have you know, I have a lotta knowledge about cooties," yeah. "I read a book all about them," well technically no. He read a lot of books about a lot of things, but not about cooties BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL. "How do YOU know about cooties?" Hmmmm?

Why does everyone question his househood? He was put in Gryffindor, end of story okay. "First off, it's pronounced HuffLEpuff, not hufferpuff. And secondly, the hat definitely said Gryffindor. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff don't even sound the same!" Hmph. "And for the last time I'M NOT LOONY OKAY?" Could a 'loony one' even carry out a conversation? I think not! "What will it take to convince you?" He could do plenty of things unloony. Like ride a bike. Loony people can't ride bikes. That takes way too much coordination. And he can do arithmancy homework, ocasionally, arithmancy takes an unloony brain to do. And he can even spell the word hippopotamus right. Loony people can't do that. SEEE not loony.

"Well I don't even like badgers. So I can't be a hufflepuff," If that was her reasoning then he'd use it to. What were badgers even like anyways? Plus yellow is definitely not his color. And hufflepuffs were way too touchy-feely and huggy and friendshipy and lovey-dovey and always happy and overly cheerful and no. Not a hufflepuff. Not Zander.

"Well wizards need wands for magic so I'd assume everyone needs a wand for magic? I think.." He didn't know much about magicky wandy things. "And I wasn't talking about the wearing kind of genes," silly little girl "I was talking about the genes in your body with your genetic code and.... never mind. You wouldn't understand." She was just a silly little firstie who believed that her snowglobe can see and that cooties are real. "Either way the squid just doesn't do magic, but he watches us do magic all the time."

Ah the one time this girl wasn't being an insufferable know-it-all. She looked so peaceful and unobtrusive and happy. "I promise to help you build snow-stuff, if you promise not to call me a hufflepuff? Think about it. We could build a whole snow village!" *wiggles eyebrows* This would also be a good time to mention that once winter is over all the snow-things will melt and she will be left with a puddle of water and disappointment, but she looked so happy. Zander would keep that little gem for when she started annoying him again.

A germ shot? Those definitely didn't exist. But he'd play along... "Do you think the healer would have one of those? In the hospital wing?" They weren't even reaaaaal. But if they were and the hospital wing were to have boy germ shots, then Zander could get one and finally convince this girl that he was boy-germ free. Then maybe she would like him. And not think he was a hufflepuff. Which he wasn't. He was totally 100%ly a Gryffindor ok.

"Shhh, you ask too many questions," Goodness gracious did she have an off button? "He's big enough to see with your own eyes. You don't need a 'lookie thing', that's why he's called the GIANT squid," DUHHHH, had she not been listening to a word he said? "You missed it!? He just came up. You were supposed to be looking!" Zander felt emotionally drained. This girl was a handful, that's for sure. Sigh. "I'm sure he'll make another appearance? Maybe we have to call him?"

05-19-2014, 04:12 AM	#125 (permalink)
ArianaBlack Assistant Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,705 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Second Year x10 x1	doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Quote: Originally Posted by iBeJenn What did he mean that the shots didn't get rid of cooties? *"You're lying. My sisters said I don't have them anymore and Magatia is really* smart,"** Ellinia said sticking her tongue out at Loony Boy. He had to be lying because he was nowhere nearly as smart as her sisters. He didn't even know what boy germs were or cooties. *"What do you* know about cooties anyways?"** Probably nothing because he was a liar. Yup. And he was loony so clearly he didn't know anything about cooties. He claimed that he wasn't a Hufferpuff. He said it weird though. With an L. Ellinia was pretty sure there was no L in Hufferpuff. "My mommy said loony people hear things in their head that aren't real. Are you sure the hat didn't say Hufferpuff and you thought Gryffindor?" Ellinia asked, tilting her head slightly. And Ellinia was definitely not trying to say that he was weak. She just believed he could not "rock the red and gold" the way her sisters said that she could. What was a Ravenclaw? Ellinia stared at the loony boy blankly. Ravenclaw... Ravenclaw... Ca-caw? Which one was that? OH WAIT. It was the smartsy one... right? "I'm not a Ravenclaw. I don't even like birds," Ellinia said while shaking her head. Silly Loony Boy. "And it's because you don't have good answers." Not her fault he gave bad answers that made her ask more questions. What was the point of a giant squid if he couldn't do magic? Why did the lake even have a squid? "Why can't he do magic without a wand?" Ellinia asked. Because if the squid was a magical creature he should be able to do magic. He was giant because he was born that way? That didn't make sense. "I have jeans too." Like... four pairs of them. Yup. "I don't think they make jeans for squids because they don't have two legs." See, the loony boy was silly. OOOH. He was talking about something Ellinia liked. "I can't wait for it to snow," Ellinia said, beaming and hugging her snow globe tighter. "It's going to be so pretty and I wanna build a Mrs. Snowman and a Baby Snowman and a Doggie Snowman," she said, going off into her dream world where Winter would be perfect. It would be snow-y and pretty like little white flowers falling from the sky. She couldn't wait for that. "And then I can build a snow house!" And the Snowman family can live in the snow house with a fireplace and all. ... Loony boy was not convincing Ellinia with the whole not being loony thing. "Okay," she said in response. She didn't believe him one bit though. As for the boy germs... "You need a shot for those too. And then you need to put it in a box and put the box in the garbage disposal and have the thingy grind it up," Ellinia said seriously. At least that's what she thought would get rid of it. Her daddy never told her how to get rid of it. He had just said stay away from boys because they had boy germs. Plus, if there was any way to actually get rid of boy germs that was probably the way to do it. Ellinia squinted her eyes and tried to find the squid. "Shouldn't we have a lookie thing for it? Can't you find him with magic?" she asked, putting her snow globe down on her lap and making a makeshift telescope with her hands. It didn't work. Then loony boy was being all excited about something. What? She saw a thing splash into the lake but she wasn't quite sure what the boy was talking about. "I didn't see it," Ellinia said, eyes wide. Had she missed it? Or was loony boy being loony and seeing things?! "Make it do it again!" Because she wanted to see the squid too. Okay there is no way she actually got a shot for cooties, do they even make those? Cooties aren't even real! He literally just made it up to make her uneasy. But yet this girl had an excuse for everrryyything. "Well even if there are shots to cure cooties, how am I supposed to know you actually got one? Huh? Where's the proof?" Ha. Don't have a way out of that one do you firstie? "And I'll have you know, I have a lotta knowledge about cooties," yeah. "I read a book all about them," well technically no. He read a lot of books about a lot of things, but not about cooties BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL. *"How do YOU* know about cooties?" Hmmmm? Why does everyone question his househood? He was put in Gryffindor, end of story okay. "First off, it's pronounced HuffLEpuff, not hufferpuff. And secondly, the hat definitely said Gryffindor. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff don't even sound the same!" Hmph. "And for the last time I'M NOT LOONY OKAY?"** Could a 'loony one' even carry out a conversation? I think not! "What will it take to convince you?" He could do plenty of things unloony. Like ride a bike. Loony people can't ride bikes. That takes way too much coordination. And he can do arithmancy homework, ocasionally, arithmancy takes an unloony brain to do. And he can even spell the word hippopotamus right. Loony people can't do that. SEEE not loony. "Well I don't even like badgers. So I can't be a hufflepuff," If that was her reasoning then he'd use it to. What were badgers even like anyways? Plus yellow is definitely not his color. And hufflepuffs were way too touchy-feely and huggy and friendshipy and lovey-dovey and always happy and overly cheerful and no. Not a hufflepuff. Not Zander. "Well wizards need wands for magic so I'd assume everyone needs a wand for magic? I think.." He didn't know much about magicky wandy things. "And I wasn't talking about the wearing kind of genes," silly little girl "I was talking about the genes in your body with your genetic code and.... never mind. You wouldn't understand." She was just a silly little firstie who believed that her snowglobe can see and that cooties are real. "Either way the squid just doesn't do magic, but he watches us do magic all the time." Ah the one time this girl wasn't being an insufferable know-it-all. She looked so peaceful and unobtrusive and happy. "I promise to help you build snow-stuff, if you promise not to call me a hufflepuff? Think about it. We could build a whole snow village!" wiggles eyebrows This would also be a good time to mention that once winter is over all the snow-things will melt and she will be left with a puddle of water and disappointment, but she looked so happy. Zander would keep that little gem for when she started annoying him again. A germ shot? Those definitely didn't exist. But he'd play along... "Do you think the healer would have one of those? In the hospital wing?" They weren't even reaaaaal. But if they were and the hospital wing were to have boy germ shots, then Zander could get one and finally convince this girl that he was boy-germ free. Then maybe she would like him. And not think he was a hufflepuff. Which he wasn't. He was totally 100%ly a Gryffindor ok. "Shhh, you ask too many questions," Goodness gracious did she have an off button? "He's big enough to see with your own eyes. You don't need a 'lookie thing', that's why he's called the GIANT squid," DUHHHH, had she not been listening to a word he said? "You missed it!? He just came up. You were supposed to be looking!" Zander felt emotionally drained. This girl was a handful, that's for sure. Sigh. "I'm sure he'll make another appearance? Maybe we have to call him?" __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!