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De-gnoming the garden really DID sound as lame and boring as he made it out to be. Unless somebody got bitten. Could they possibly volunteer somebody to do that? It would make everything a much better experience, even for the people watching from a distance.
And, naturally, Grayson was late to getting started because he was watching what the others were doing. Naturally. It was a very fun activity, thank you. And he had paid plenty of attention to Thompson when he had been flinging that gnome around like a lasso but it didn't hurt to see how some of the others were getting on with the de-gnoming. Besides, he needed a gnome to come to him.
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Okay, seriously? This was getting boring. When were these gnomes going to come to him or had they all gone on holiday? Because he wasn't going to go chasing around after them. That wasn't how it worked. Grayson scowled. Some people were very far ahead with this activity, when was it going to be HIS turn?
Almost as if on cue, a tiny, ugly thing came darting out from behind a patch of grass, startling the boy. And was it showing its incredibly lame fangs at him? Oh no. "Oh MERLIN, NO!" Remembering what the professor had done with his foot, the Slytherin put out his foot and tried to stop the gnome from TOUCHING his PRECIOUS leg...............
.............. but............
.................... it darted away.
Deadpan. Seriously? ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!
He knew he hated gnomes.
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