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Originally Posted by
Fira 
Hiding his smirk with the book without a cover, he spoke adressing the head boy with a much louder tone than he normally would.
"You know...you didn't need to fart here. Care to find yourself a bathroom the next time."
O____________O
Theo's head did a slow-mo turn, trying to keep it subtle just in case the FART comment wasn't actually aimed at him. He kinda knew it would be, though. And alas, some new kid was looking right at him looking totally pleased with himself. Theo went the brightest shade of red and his eyes danced around to room to see if anyone was looking at him.
OH, the shame.
This kid would pay for that. He was disrespecting the HEAD BOY OF HOGWARTS.
"
It was the b-EAN bag!" His voice squeaked. Theo's voice hadn't squeaked so much in a long, long time. He scratched the back of his head and sent the kid one of his most angry glares. On his list forever now, dude.
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Originally Posted by
Lauralicious As the fifth year was getting comfy she noticed someone else plopping down on one of the bean bags. It really was no wonder that they were so popular, soon the students would fight about them. Exactly why she should mark one as hers. And then she heards someting...what was that?! Did that dude just fart? Oh my god, that would be the funniest thing on earth.
Vinnie peeked over to him to see his face, but he didnt seem embarrassed so he didnt actually fart...or maybe he just didnt care. How did you make so much noise falling into a beanbag though...the girl felt the strong need to teach him the bean bag move. Yep. „You okay over there?“, she nodded at him with a grin on her face.
AW, CRAP.
Someone else had noticed. "
Yes." He said through gritted teeth. Like a proper snake and stuff. "
It was the flipping beanbag." Just in case the girl believed that annoying kid over there. Theo didn't even fart very often anyway, even in the dormitory. It was far too embarrassing.
The Slytherin sighed dramatically and leaned back into his beanbag. It made another noise but wasn't quite as loud as the first. He looked straight at the girl.
"
That was, too."
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Originally Posted by
SlytherinSistah A lite spattering of chuckles came from the third year and kept on going. Fart jokes really never did get old to this one. The fact that Sophie Newell thought it distasteful only made it funnier and so his laughter came more intensely.
O_O
Omg, someone save him.