Gnomes, hmm? Mo didn't find them nearly as intriguing as Class XXXX or higher creatures, but he was always willing to meet a new creature and make friends. He scrubbed at his hair as his classmates shared excellent textbook answers about what they knew about gnomes.

Not much else to say... except maybe theories? Theories were good. "Professor, I think they have some sort of homing signal, like pigeons and owls do. I mean, they always seem to wander back to their own hole, and that's why you have to make 'em dizzy and disorient them to get rid of them. And that usually doesn't even work!"