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With the feast out of the way, Elodie was in the biggest and most productive of moods. Food apparently did that to her even though she'd barely touched anything. The blame lay with the lollipops she'd had, of course. She would have gone elsewhere and walked around the castle for a little while with M-Ball, but she'd been all importantly badged and had to take care of the rugrats. Or the new kids. Or the little turds, as she was affectionately calling them right now.
"OKAY. SO. This is your common room. First years...you'll be here for seven years. Congrats, well done, enjoy, don't redecorate and please find out where your nearest bathroom is. I'm Elodie Robertser, and I'll be one of your prefects this year. I won't stand for any rubbish and I will clip you around the ear if you're an idiot." She had a thing for bathrooms today or something. She gave their study tables a point and then the rugrats a big look. "If you aren't a first year, you'll be here for less. Obviously. If you didn't realise that, then you don't belong here and I'm sure we can find you a tree to sleep in outside. Hooligans." Oh. Yeah. The study tables.
"These will be your best friend by the end of the year! I'll leave you all a selection of colouring books on there later. Please don't use them for silly reasons. Do your homework there! Avoid other houses copying you from the library. STUDY FOR YOUR EXAMS. Your exams will be HARD. You will want to cry. I will personally make myself available to you rugrats if you want homework or exam prep help. I'm pretty awesome with study notes." Was she helping too much? Was she overpowering them? Was she just talking too much? Should she have sent them to bed yet?
"Our Head of House isn't here right now, as she just welcomed a baaaaaaaby." Pause for applause? Love? AHA. IDEA. "I'll leave little cards on the study tables for the rest of the week for you to fill in for Professor Hadley if you would like to. Now. OFF TO BED WITH YOU ALL! Stay out of the dorms that are not your own. Don't punch your dormmates. Please avoid finding a snogging mate in the common room and get out of my sight." They had work to do!
HOUSE CUPS TO WIN! THINGS TO DO.
She'd been so freaking awesome right then. Right?
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