Text Cut: Lissy Longbottom
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Lissy Longbottom
"I won't come home smelling like fish! And I put an air freshener in," Cale added, pointing to the apple cinnamon air freshener in the corner that wasn't even really making a dent in the terrible smell. "I'll charm my stuff so it doesn't retain the smell, ok?" he added, walking up to her and kissing her on the cheek. "Promise. This was a fantastic place for Transportation to come, I couldn't pass it up! We can still do apparition here, and test out portkeys, and..."
He never got to finish his sentence because at that moment, Anna opened her mouth and instead of words, out come VOMIT. All over his nice new shoes! He blinked, unable to comprehend what exactly had just happened for a moment or two. What the WHAT? It didn't smell THAT bad in here!
"Eww gross! I mean, are you ok?" he asked, remembering that he should PROBABLY be more upset about his wife getting sick for apparently no reason than his shoes. Those he could quickly clean with Scourgify.
Which is exactly what he did a moment later.
"News flash, Cale. Unless your scent of choice is dead fish, then you can't even smell your air freshener," she said, further annoyed. She couldn't even pinpoint why, exactly, she was so annoyed at him, but she was. She sighed.
"Fine, you'll use charms, but in the future, you come to me in Law Enforcement for lunch dates instead of me coming to you. I'm assuming you know we're underground?"
She sighed again.
"I don't know. I guess I am. I mean, it's probably just the nasty smell of this disgusting office. Have you had many others vomit at your feet?" she replied.
"Oh, by the way, Emily," she said, because Anna couldn't possibly call her Miss Browne seeing as the woman was so much younger,
"said to mention apparition zones to you." Anna flicked out her wand and began cleaning her clothes and the floor beneath her.