SPOILER!!: WE LOVE YOU SELINA <33
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That was soon. Like three months soon and now Selina was having a panic attack. She needed a good puppy to sniff to calm down all of the crazy that was starting to pile up in her head. Or she needed someone to punch and smack or be physically abrasive to in a loving manner.
But before she could act on any of these anxieties, Kurumi had except it had totally been just Selina dropped ANOTHER huge bomb. A huge belly bomb. She was preggo. Right?
Selina Arden Skylar did NOT let people put their hands over her mouth. Especially people of the Kurumi Hollingberry nature. The redhead was ALLOWED to freak out. She had earned that. Her best friend was pregnant and they had set a date for the wedding, no doubt so that Kurumi wasn't fat in her wedding dress, and she had a lot of THINGS running around in her head. Merlin, Kurumi was being downright cruel- Selina liked to talk and talk and talk and talk. And they needed to TALK about this...like NOW.
So she did what any normal, rational person would do- she licked her best friend's hand. Nice and sticky like.
"Do NOT cover my mouth again," she punctuated with a little glare. "And NO I CAN NOT." Screaming was happening. "You don't just drop the date of your wedding and the fact that YOU ARE PREGNANT, KURUMI HOLLINGBERRY. What would your father think?" Answer: not good things. "Does he even know? Does Vivi know? Merlin, you are in SO much trouble, missy." Like so much butt whooping trouble.
Recoiling a little and holding her hand as though she had tried taking a cookie sheet out of the oven without any oven mitts, Kurumi stood very still. Selina was in wild animal mode and it was one of those situations were playing dead seemed very appealing. Although she wasn't sure she would receive any sort of sympathy at the moment if she were to fake pass out in the middle of the street now. Probably earn something more like a slap across the face and Selina yelling at her about not being allowed to faint at a time like this.
So. Standing very still and making awkward and nervous glances at the people passing by that were definitely staring.
For the first time in
forever a long time, Kurumi's hair actually began to change colors without her willing it so. Her long black hair began to turn a burnt orange and then eventually to a pale orange colors. Needless to say, she was more embarrassed than she was terrified. Even if wild animal mode Selina could be terrifying. At least she didn't have Mortimer with her today.
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Selina, will you CALM the WHISKERS down," she hissed with slightly flaily arms. "
I'm NOT pregnant nor am I planning on being so in the near future." So...breathe please and stop the flaring nostrils? "
I mean, we've talked about it and we both want babies...but...can we stop talking about this? Just go throw snowballs at each other while drinking warm pumpkin juice?"
At least she would be drinking pumpkin juice. Selina was going to order off the "big kids" menu.