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SPOILER!!: Text only version

Sssh! There's lots of juicy gossip floating around the Ministry and Diagon Alley, and up until this point, it's been up to YOU to sniff it out for yourselves. Well, much like our friends over at Aparecium, we've decided to bring the rumors to you. That's right ladies and gents - all your dirty laundry, all your secret meet-ups, and all your love triangles could all be out in the open if the right people are listening nearby.

We're currently looking for some trustworthy - and discrete - employees to join our ranks as Quick Quotes

We're always watching, and we're always listening - will YOUR secrets be overheard by the Quick Quotes Quill?

Sincerely,

Royal

OOC: Yes, this is the Ministry/DA version of Aparecium! What juicy love triangles are forming between employees? What sinister conversations are occurring in Knockturn Alley? Well, it's all fair game now, if it's overheard or witnessed by someone, it can be reported on here!

If you would like to apply to work on the Quick Quotes team please PM THIS account with some samples of your writing. If you've worked on the Yearbook or for the DP that would be ideal, but strong RP posts will also be accepted. People who apply must be trustworthy RPers both IC and OOC, and be able to handle minimal graphic worker (altering PSDs and fonts) and being able to publish at LEAST three articles over the course of the IC year (starting from the end of the Ministry sorting until the closure of the Ministry for the next sorting). Most importantly, DO NOT tell anyone you plan to apply for Quick Quotes. This is all secretive!

This is also all IC! If your character witnesses something juicy, please PM it to this account so one of our writers can report on it! If you simply hear about it OOC, that does NOT count. When PMing us, do include the links in which the RP happened so we can verify that you were there and we can make sure the event actually happened.

As always, no offense meant! All of this is purely to lighten the mood of the RP and have a little fun. If you REALLY do not want your character involved, please just shoot us a PM and we will avoid topics that involve your character.

Finally, please do not post in this thread, and please DO speculate and circulate the rumors in the Ministry or Diagon Alley chats If you'd like your charrie to get ahold of one of these mythical parchments in the RP, get creative - is it mixed amongst the WANTED posters in the Atrium? Being used as a napkin in the Leaky Cauldron? It's up to you!