The dueling dwelling is normally a dungeon used to teach those who have been caught fighting or dueling in some cases a few lessons. For the pep rally, the dungeon has been redecorated with two clearly marked starting lines, at the one end of the room, and an enlarged table for people to sprint around at the other end. There are also tables of slightly old but harmless food in front of each starting line.

The foods are a selection of the house ghost’s favourites: Sir Nicholas' two-day old roast beef with extra-soggy Yorkshire pudding; the Grey Lady's cream tea, which includes a cold pot of strong tea, some old and cold scones, slightly fermented strawberry jam and thick, yellow, lumpy clotted cream; the Bloody Baron's bloody beef wellington; and the Fat Friar's favorite stale trifle.

Pick a partner and then you both have to cram down as much of the moldy food items as fast as you. Once you have cleared your table of food, one of you must give the other a piggyback ride to the other side of the room, around the enlarged table, and back to the starting line. The quickest pair wins the glory.

And remember... the name of the game is the VOMIT RELAY. So try not to puke!