Moriarty? WHAT did he just call him? Was that some sort of wizarding insult that he was unaware of? Huh? HUH? Well, he certainly was not going to forget THAT. He didn't have much to say because he had no idea how to respond, so he just glared at Alec Summers. Forever glaring at Alec Summers.

Oooooookay, losing it now. Theo pointed a very soapy finger at both of them when Nigel mentioned his soap usage, "I. Don't. Care." Point, point, point. Were they really commenting on HIS cleaning techniques? He was cleaner than both of them put together. Theo lowered his hands (and arms) back into the sink and washed it all thoroughly off. He turned to the hand towel dispenser and pulled a few out before stopping dead still.

There.

Were.

Hand towels.

All.

Along.

Before Theo literally lost the plot completely, a flipping teacher had to walk in, didn't they? The librarian. He couldn't remember his name. This whole situation was turning to a bigger headache than Theo had planned for it to be. Just a quick trip to the loos was all he wanted.

He didn't say anything, just stared right back at the librarian and dried off his hands (and arms), then dumped the hand towels in the nearest bin. He grabbed another bundle then slammed a cubicle door behind him. Time to wipe... and stuff.