SPOILER!!: Abbi
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Talikins 
Not funny? Yeah yeah, it was HILARIOUS! So funny in fact that Abbi could barely stop with her giggles. It was only when he mentioned slugs that she eventually could keep herself tame enough to talk. "It's not funny, it's REALLY funny." She stuck her tongue at him. "How you going to do that?" She'd help you know as long as he took all the blame if they were caught.
Poor thing! Named Bartholomew! Hahahahaha! Funny, but a real shame for the victim, which was not Abbi so HEH. " One of the older students told me the giant squid's got that name too. You're SO named after him. SQUIDDYYY BARTHOLOMEW!" She burst into giggles again, even squeeing cause it was so humorous in her eyes. "Ohhhh, well they aren't that bad, just not COOL." Therefore he wouldn't be cool if he went to one. Nope.
REALLY? What was it with boys and girls underwear? Reallllyyy? Like really really? DRAMATIC SIGH for you Barthomolew. "You're such a boy." Like SUCH a boy. " Do you still have the underwear and bra?" She was just curious, okay?
....................Boom smack right in her face. That's where the sausage had hit her. Okay. She saw how this was. Mhhhm. She did. "FOOD FIGHT!" She chucked her toast at him, aiming right for his head.
Why was Abbi sitting with him again? Why wasn’t she just leaving him alone? Wasn’t his howler bad enough now he had her bringing it up.
“It’s not funny how would you like a howler in front of everyone?” Maybe he should write to her mom saying she did something really bad so she got one then she’d see. His frown went to a smirk,
“Hex him of course. I’ll figure out the spell the makes you throw up slugs” He knew he could do it if he had someone show it to him. Now just who could he find to do that.
His glare continued as she told him he was named after the squid.
“I’m not named after a squid.. Stop calling me that.” He thought Abbi was cool, but not so much right now, but this squid he was interested in a squid.
“So this place has a squid?” Not that he was named after it, because he wasn’t and if he was his mother would hear about it. That was the lamest name ever and he hated it.
“My name is Bart so keep it that way.” Honestly she should know better to think someone cool like him was anything but a Bart.
I won’t be going to that stupid school so don’t worry.” “Yep last I checked I was a boy so I guess you get a gold star for being captain obvious.” He chuckled at her. Really what kind of saying was that, you’re such a boy. Umm he was a boy so yep such a boy.
“No Bra girl took it back after I used it as a slingshot. I was done with it so whatever.” He had no use for it once he was out of balloons.
Ducking as he saw the toast come flying at him he grinned and grabbed a pancake and flung it at her, he could do a food fight that was easy. Plus he was totally going to win. Grabbing another piece of sausage he took a bite out of it first before tossing it. No point letting all of it go to waste, plus he was starving.