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He was starting to look at her the way Lottie looked at her whenever she asked her to make her a sandwich. Did it bother her? Not particularly. Sandwiches were a lot of hard work and dedication that she didn't have, not when she was hungry and there was meat at her disposal. All looks were ignored but she did pay attention to his sandwich advice. Her expression fell at his disapproval of there being clumps of meat. Personally she thought they added a nice touch to the sandwich, whether they made them unstable or not. "Right, got it, bread and cheese." She made no comment on the meat rules. In her mind they were flexible suggestions at most.
"I don't see what's the appeal in looking at them." She said, taking a slice of cheese and simply nibbling on it. This was part of the problem, one of the reasons why she couldn't do sandwiches. Random munching. She'd eventually munch until she was full and the sandwich would be of no use to her. "They have snot filled noses and missing teeth." Someone help her understand how it might have been adorable, she seemed to be missing that.
Lex slapped the base bread on the plate but took another slice to munch on even as she worked. "How do you plan on getting the whole sandwich into your mouth if it gets to being too big?" She asked him curiously as she broke off a piece of the bread and popped it into her mouth. Know what this needed? She took a slice of the roast beef (because he said not to eat all the turkey and smacked it against it. Now another bite. "I mean, you won't get it all to fit without ruining the sandwich some."
"And meat. And maybe lettuce and tomato, if you go in for those things." Which Mo did, but he didn't have a lot of confidence that Lex knew food even came out of the ground. He started stacking his sandwich, occasionally unstacking as it became unevenly distributed. See, Lex? Expert here.
"I dunno. You're asking the wrong person. Cat's just become an aunt and she's all excited, and all I could think was... I'd much rather have a new broom than a baby around." And he'd said it too. Didn't get in trouble, but Cat had certainly wanted someone to be excited with her. He put the top slice of bread on the sandwich and stepped back to admire it.
"Look. Bread, cheddar, turkey, roast beef, colby, roast beef, roast beef, cheddar, turkey. Repeat repeat, then top bread." As for how to fit it in your mouth? Mo put his hand on top and flattened the whole thing. "Like that."